aurë entuluva | day will come again

elder millennial (18+), she/her, escrivoir on AO3, can't live without bread or puns or bread puns. it's a pain.

[achillesinhighheels]

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

A story in three parts

[wifehaver103947]

the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[alexandria-stone-author]

I FOUND THE TWEET THAT GOT ME TO WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

[boppinbobby]

scifi is when there's cubes. the more cubes there are the more scifier it is

[the-grimsqueaker]

Fantasy is when there's orbs. The more orbs there are the more fantasier it is

[lissuin-nin]

cosmic horror is when there's polyhedrons. the more polyhedrons, the more maddening it is.

[konoko]

mood

[pani-artz]

The Emperor's New Groove x Baldur's Gate 3 crossover

Someone said Kronk and Yzma remind them of Minsc and Jaheira.

[makesomenoise]

Discovery Channel wishes!

➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to watch new Make Some Noise now

Different Language Office - Season 4 - Dropout

Zach, Jess, and Paul learn new Santa lore and voice puppets.

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[metamorphesque]

from a letter to Christopher Tolkien (August, 1945), J. R. R. Tolkien

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Sesame Street posting techniques for comforting children during traumatic world events feels so fucking dystopian but here are the slides they posted just in case you or a loved one has any little critters at home right now

No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[muppetshow2026]

ok ill bite. whats hockey

[madlori]

as everyone knows, it's large men wearing knife shoes fighting over the last oreo.

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[teathattast]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[peatbogpirate]

this one's from last year but I just started my rotk reread and this scene makes me giggle every time