Double Dooks Delux

Howdy! I'm a he/him carpet snake and dookster. This is a space where I reblog things that I enjoy or think others would enjoy. I'd love to chat with people on here! Also I like ferrets alot. Avatar by Tomoyokinomoto @ FurAffinity

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[abigailspinach]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[transgenderer]

Criminal not to include the ampelmannchen, the world's most iconic green walk guy. Look at his cute little hat!!!

[dugupworm]

NEW CHUD REF!! she will be on artfight!

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

I don’t do artfight but I’m tempted to draw this thing

Permission to do so?

[dugupworm]

FEEL FREE TO DRAW THE CHUDSTER!!! No af needed I would love to see :)

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Ta da

[dugupworm]

LOOK AT THEM I LOVE THIS TEHEEHE chud and their one braincell against the world

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[keymintt]

all the pulse and solitude of a self-burning sun

[el-im]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

❗baby harp seal in leonardcohen ceiling

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[dirt-secret]

i do this cuz i like you

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[shinraalpha]

titanic Wreckage perfec t size for put trillionaire in to n\ap! inside very Cool and Meme trillionaire look so sick put trillionaore in Titanic Wreckage. Put Trillionaore In Titanic Wreckage. no problems ever in titanicc wreckage because good Shape and Support for trillionaire ti visit in little snubmarine. Thetitanic Wreckage yes a place for a trillionaire put trillionaire in titanic wreckage can trust Mad Catz xbox controller for giveing good submarine control to trillionaire. friend titanic wreckage

[milkweed-mustelid]