[triplemj]

this is basically a short horror film

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[venusmage]

Indeed it is the same wife, once again stoned and wanting snacks

[thescarlettempress]

Somehow, I understand very much languishing for snacks

[squeakitties]

[maridiayachtclub]

video game abstractions are something else. i'm leveling Culinarian in FFXIV and i hit level 56. "hold on," i say to nobody in particular, and put my frying pan (hot, wet with freshly cooked sauce) back on my hip. "before I make any more hollandaise sauce, i need a better knife." there in my pocket, it awaits: a knife whose titanium edge is so keen that only a level 56 Culinarian can so much as grasp it. so i do that. and now i have no need for my old knife; it has served me well, but it physically cannot be used by any other. it is inextricably bound to my soul. i cooked with it before, you see. one cook per knife only. so i take it into my hands one last time and disintegrate it into various magical crystals. the concentrated fire essence extracted from within can be used to make more hollandaise sauce

[tlirsgender]

Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

[tlirsgender]

I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I'm writing for people who know what I'm talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right

[harabuzzy]

For him 😓

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[revscarecrow]

Every time I think of this I have to watch it

[ugimoroz]

[tumblesdownhill]

I've come to make an announcement. Microsoft's a bitch ass motherfucker. I can't run their fucking games. That's right, they took their garbage code and shoved it on my C drive. And they said their code was this big and I said that's unoptimized. So I'm making a call out post on my Tumblr dot com. Microsoft, your code is shit. It's like scratch but infinitely worse. And guess what? Here's what my code looks like. (Retro explosion sound) That's right baby. No team, no libraries, no engine. Look at that, it's just 500,000 lines of assembly.

[myontasm]

[memewhore]

[hootenanie]

overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they'll make her "happier than a faggot in boytown". insane thing to say

[non-existent-1895]

this is the future that silly goofy people want

[fear-and-shitpost]

She won't be fungry anymore -🌻

[cheddar-baby]

My dinnar

[trainedchimpanzee]

Sundays mission: Write half of this mining rehabilitation report. DO NOT smoke any 'za until sunset. Find the other half of my headphones.

[trainedchimpanzee]

12:20pm @fnordseer5

Headphones - located

'za status - unsmoked

Mining report - three sentences

[fnordseer5]

any update on this?

[trainedchimpanzee]

4:49pm @fnordseer5

Headphones - EURO PLUG by Tony Velour

Sobriety check - raw dogging life rn

Report - 20% complete, need to tryhard for the next hour

[noizybreadstick]

Termina just has good meme potential

[this1swhere1died]

Party talk