MILF CITY

<3 I’m in my late 20s 🤯 | 18+ adults only FOR REAL!!!

[onlymosalah]

[noviadigital]

“Neymar needs to die on the field to motivate the players... it's sad, but it's the only way”

[starrynet]

exactly

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[fate-motif]

the lord island protector is the island's spouse is this anything

[garaks-padded-cell]

I looove having friends who are all super into like 1 kind of star trek alien. Like yeah thats my friend who doesnt play about Bajor.

[moonlightingcurse]

patricia and her pet mayor 🐕‍🦺

WIDOW'S BAY - 1.05 What to Expect on Your Trip

[fate-motif]

the island wants tom loftis carnally and i can prove it

made sure tom met lauren just at the right time when his dad was dying and nothing else would keep him on widow’s bay (and made sure lauren had a baby, to boot)

sent the most charming ghost in the breakwater inn that flattered him just right to unburden himself but also didn’t let that ghost kill him

straight up had the sea hag try to smother him in pussy

[southerlyns]

setting sarah westcott warren saying 'i am but four and ten years almost' side-by-side with patricia saying 'that's when i learned my biological age is 28'. is this anything.

[estravenlover]

ugh some of you would really love the insanity going on with jude bellingham, erling haaland, and kylian mbappe on instagram rn… rpf World Cup SUMMER baby

[estravenlover]

this is going on on international television

[estravenlover]

ugh some of you would really love the insanity going on with jude bellingham, erling haaland, and kylian mbappe on instagram rn… rpf World Cup SUMMER baby

[vfevermillion]

crack fic that is never getting written cause it is at most a silly daydream but Claudia miraculously lives gets a new name & a career as like a famous music critic out of spite & Lestat album after album is getting torn to shreds & he doesn't know it's his dead not dead daughter sister & the only reason im mentioning this now is cause I read that one Harry album review & I was like oh my god...Claudia. &

[vfevermillion]

No listen she would kill this

[vfevermillion]

well

[vfevermillion]

.

[fate-motif]

is the island a fungal colony or a cephalopod

fungal colony

cephalopod

some secret third thing

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[hansoeii]

it was love.

[whooshsoohw]

I feel like Armand is so old that, in some ways, he accidentally loops back around to being more "woke" than some modern vampires. Not because he's especially progressive by modern standards ofc, but because he never internalized certain conservative concepts that are actually quite modern. A lot of ideas people treat as timeless would probably strike him as relatively recent inventions that he wouldn't get at all. Like thinking of sexuality like an identity one is instead of an act one does. I don't think he would describe himself as gay or bisexual at all lol

[suskiss]

louis before during and after saying the cruelest thing he can think of in any given situation

[danielsarmand]

armand de long-suffering when his fledgling gets on his last nerve