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lokaror

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

ubersaur

God forbid women do anything

justpastsaturn

She had a good time, too

rheill

Made a comic about the “Revolting Refreshments” side quest in Il Mheg. Urianger is truly living in the 8th Umbral Era.

rebulous-fork

@warrior-of-fight-or-flight

deadpowol

tahthetrickster

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

derinthescarletpescatarian

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

girlnextvore

hey

fuck you LOL

kleefkruid

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

kppigpen

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

dr-paine

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: I think this is how God feels trying to answer our prayers /End ID]

karcatgirl-vantas

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree

behold, the default object!

ospreyonthemoon

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

babblingblueberry

behold a man

paramouradrift

Diogenes would be so proud, y'all

thickness-protection-program

Why is this heat so hot 😩

fagapult

It’s the heat

thickness-protection-program

Source?

mamoswole

thickness-protection-program

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong

opera-ghost

jewfrogs

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”