Lotus

so..erm...rebranding my whole profile..

[euphlotus]

YOO! INTRO TIME!!

Hi! I am lotus. Some may know me as a (now ex) black clover fan fic writer, some may know me as delphie/sage. But currently, I go by Lotus..so please, call me that, or any nickname. I am female, i dont know what i am but im something, and my pronouns are she/her! THIS IS A SAFE SPACE! HOMOPHOBIA, RACISM, SEXISM, THE WORKS, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

Uhmm...ill try not to reblog and yap to much..i have a professional phd in yap-ology, i am afraid.

My interests (currently): Greek Mythology

EPIC

Pokemon

PJO

Marvel

Black Clover

Haikyuu

Gorillaz

uh...i forgot the rest.

Hamilton..

Posting schedule is..uh....we dont talk about it.

uh..ill figure out how to do a google form thingy..

Sincerely,

Lotus.

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[euphlotus]

Newt

hi newt

[euphlotus]

how are you my wonderful child

obsessed with maze runner 😍

[euphlotus]

Nugget likes snapping half of the school into oblivion.

[euphlotus]

a little Percy Jackson hc!

Tw: mentions of death, Spoilers for PJO!

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I'm like...70% sure it stated otherwise in the books, but I have a head-canon that the reason he doesn't get attached is because he's immortal. He'll either have to watch them grow old and die, or watch them get murdered. And he knows that death causes pain. So by being ***ruthless*** he is giving ***mercy to himself..*** /ref /hj. anyways!

I like to think that after Castor died, it really hit him. Anyways, correct me if I'm wrong if it says something different in the books. It's been a while since I read the books.

@dontforcemetologin (to my wonderful adoptive online parent who happens to roleplay as dionysus sometimes in roleplays, and for always being there for me. 👅)

[euphlotus]

Make no mistake. This isn't my worst moment. Far from it. It's the best decision I'll ever make.

[euphlotus]

HOLY MOLY?! DAWLING I WANT SOME

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[luciscet]

@trashimus-grime

[euphlotus]

normalize moose on the loose

[euphlotus]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MARVEL RIVALS HAWKEYE FOR A SEC??

UHM, WHAT? HIS HAIR! AND HE IS BEEFY LOOK AT HIS HAIR! ITS IN A PONYTAIL! AND HIS COSTUME COOKS LIKE OMG LIKE HOLY SHITTTT

[euphlotus]

Damn you charlie slimecicle

I was watching the 'Is this game trying to kill me?' on slimecicles 2nd channel, Slmccl. i lost the game. HE MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

ha.

imagine not having won the game. ha.

[euphlotus]

made this, and YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!

[euphlotus]

Damn you charlie slimecicle

I was watching the 'Is this game trying to kill me?' on slimecicles 2nd channel, Slmccl. i lost the game. HE MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

[tenoart]

Telemachus doodle ! Changed his u draw him a bit

[notsolonedesert]

THE COLORRDSS SO TASTY NSNDDND

[euphlotus]

here is a reblog, artist. your art is amazing, and i know liking doesnt do shit. you are, and your art, is absolutely amazing, you did a wonderful job. Make sure you are eating enough food, getting enough rest, drinking enough water, and not overworking yourself!

[euphlotus]

Bruce Wayne v.s. Tony Stark

hmm...suspicious. And i've never seen them in the same room, either..

if you have contact to EITHER of these people, please ask. Speak for the people.

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2014

[multi-fandom-nutjob]

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

[wordsearchwhatever]

Every time I see this post I get annoyed because

It’s straight up dated multiple months after Hamilton the Musical’s release

[airprime7]

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 220 slutty slutty years

[knight-of-hallownest]

It only says 2016 because the blog is deactivated and that messes up the date sometimes.

[euphlotus]

i do agree. alexander is a very slutty man.

[euphlotus]

oh my fucking gods

NEVER in my life, (i just got done watching deadpool and wolverine) expected chris evans to fucking cuss THAT MUCH im used to golden boy rogers not like my cinnamon nuts johnny human torch

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Uh oh. Now P.Diddy is gonna get u Telemachus… 😔

WHO??

[euphlotus]

uh..p diddy..is uh..hm, how do i say this in a way you would understand? p diddy is like zeus. he likes to fuck things. but instead of..things...its..children. also, i dont know if you know what baby oil is, but he also had over like..1000 bottles of it. uh..p diddy bad person. worse than poseidon bad, in my opinion

[euphlotus]

getting struck down for this one chat

wall e sucks. i cant stand it. i have never liked wall e.