it's All a Bunch of...

[beardedmrbean]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Bruno Vergauwen

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[simplymarge1974]

[masonpowellposts]

LOL

[mckitterick]

(for those who don't recall, when a cassette tape came unwound like this - a regular occurrence - you had to push a pencil eraser into a sprocket to wind back in the loose tape. if it broke, clear tape or nail polish could sorta mend it)

[linguisticparadox]

(further info: the sprocket would be where they've drawn the cassette's eyes. so this surgery is about to get Uncomfortable.)

[voidsentprinces]

Scion Orchestral Outfitting for the cover art of the Final Fantasy XIV Orchestral Arrangement Album Vinyl LP Box

[nephiieatsuranium]

emperor

[mmediocreman]

"Oh, I have awaited you patiently all this time, Past every fate"

[monstyra]

@echosong971 ah sorry I didn't see your comment until almost a year later!! ;;o;; is this the cayde kitty you were looking for?

[merinnan]

[vindalf]

Detritus: I think dem rioters about done. Dem's all calling for a cab.

Littlebottom: They're chanting "ACAB", Detritus. It means "All Coppers Are Bastards"

Detritus: Heh. Well, they ain't wrong. I know I am, and Mister Vines would say he is.

Littlebottom: What about Carrot?

(thinking at Troll Speed)

Detritus: Well, ok. But then again... Nobby is bastard enough for two coppers.

Very precise Ahnk-Morporkian rioters: ACAOTAOBE!*

*All Coppers Average Out To Approximately One Bastard Each

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

OH SHIT THIS ONE JUST GOT REQUESTED LAST WEEK

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[official-penis-posts]

NESSIE BEAR TRAMP STAMP! NESSIE BEAR TRAMP STAMP!

[bear-detector]

brown bear and the “pig man” bear is probably an american black bear

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[lastoneout]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this is me and by god it will be my dad once I eventually get him a retired-old-man pet

my parents are empty nester retirees and my dad's a traditional brush calligrapher, and they don't have any work disturbance pets like I do.... YET

[ninthriven]

Drifter & Eris Field Guide for @imonthemoonitsmadeofcheese ✨

bsky | prints

[greelin]

revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[hellocloudyart]

cats are my favorite guy #wip