Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

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Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch
im losing my mind over this tweet
My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™
Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.
47 y/o man with 3 kids:
Real conversation I had with my dad
Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to
Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that
Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?
Dad:
90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?
apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something”
Literally any continuity “error” that involves Spock can be explained away by the fact that he is a fucking liar
I mean…
NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth
I will pay $100 if you let me interact
as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…
That song came out like a month ago, how old are you
How are you posting from 1971?
homie thought lil nas did country roads
supreme champion
Power move.
one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen
What NBA team are you closest to?
Political map of North America circa 2347
Most Dangerous Predators By Location
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
I literally just spent $1700….
It would solve my life
I wish…
If only
le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).
I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train
I never pass by Pusheen, le dictateur (russe) (fameux).