The Story of A Nobody

Warning: this is a shipping blog. However, I do tag my ships.

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[hydro-homies]

[wufflesvetinari]

im losing my mind over this tweet

[hellsite-yano]

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

[hellsite-yano]

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

[zoobus]

Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[medusabraids]

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

[motherhenna]

[tetranocular]

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[cosmicbeastie]

Literally any continuity “error” that involves Spock can be explained away by the fact that he is a fucking liar

[suriee]

I mean…

[garbage-empress]

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

[catlips001]

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

[garbage-empress]

[catlips001]

[mysharona1987]

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[toomanyraccoons]

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

[imsobadatnicknames]

How are you posting from 1971?

[jakemorph]

homie thought lil nas did country roads

[happifying-things]

[daco-broman]

supreme champion

[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[newtgeiszler]

one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen

[mapsontheweb]

What NBA team are you closest to?

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

Political map of North America circa 2347

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

Most Dangerous Predators By Location

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[idabbleincrazy]

I wish…

[b-chansbbygirl]

If only

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[unyanizedcatboys]

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

[copperbadge]

I never pass by Pusheen, le dictateur (russe) (fameux). 

[magxit]