you liking the blog, bro?

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[segamascott]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u guys used to love yeet...

[i-am-a-fish]

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[alextfish]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[plumadesatada]

a gougar

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[charlesoberonn]

That's the camera flash, I think.

[luggifer4]

actually that's the light of his pure and noble soul

[bonebais]

this is a drawing about how i love my cat

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[bengustown]

happy birthday everyone

[bengustown]

Not what I meant.

[bengustown]

happy birthday my beautiful friend Calendar

[guooey]

[ambergrief]

i just rlly like the way hes holdinh aponhwbob in this picture holding him ever so gently with an extended finger like a perch for a small bird

[divorce-enjoyer]

what the fuck

[divorce-enjoyer]

new nemesis dropped

[marriagesaver]

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

[divorce-enjoyer]

WHO ARE YOU

[geniusoflove]

i forgot i made a wag account for a fake dog i have to leave a review for my friend as a walker or whatever so when i recieved this email about my Dear PeePee i almost died

[geniusoflove]

PeePee my impossibly large bedlington terrier that looks exactly like david byrne