You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Eat a nickel
A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories
Eat a nickel
Ok

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@evenerach
You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Eat a nickel
A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories
Eat a nickel
Ok
It’s really cute that you’re gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all but again I am The Devil from The Bible™ so I dunno how well that’s gonna work.
You motherfucker you didn’t let me finish!
Uh huh, go ahead.
I have all this power in my hands!-
Yeahadededed shut up shutthefuckup I’m The De- I don’t care! I do not care! You don’t understand I came down here as a joke to have Fun- [inhale] this is not- this means nothing! To me! THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! Alright? You mean NOTHING to me! YOU and your little friends, are fuckin annoying. This is why I stay down in hell, this is why punish SINNERS. I am the good guy, do you realize I AM THE GOOD GUY HERE? I AM THE WINNER OF- OF EVERYTHING. God goes up and he plays with all his little friends like “awyweah look I donated to charity” or whatever abaablabeh AH I getta kill people- I getta poke people with HOT STICKS. ALL DAY. It’s great- GIMME THOSE, YOU DON’T GET THOSE YOU LOST YOUR Stupid little privilages! Fuck you! Dipshit!
Oh god!
Go to space!
[wheezing] ohh what the ff-
Look, I can do this!
[laughter]
I can do this! Anytime I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING THING
Oh my god he’s fucking losing it entirely. I haven’t seen this since, well-
Why don’t you answer my chats in your chatbox?- I have the sub badge, 12 months. You never acknowledge me, not even once. And I came here from Hell to have Fun with you, I’m your biggest fan! I’ve been with ya since day 1 I got first badge. I was your first subscriber, and you don’t pay attention to me. I was with you through your candidacy, I was with you through your Sin Points- We went to chuck e cheese- you got me the little parachute’n trooper boy- and yet you won’t acknowledge me! You still just leave me in the dust every single day…
The Dust?! THE DUST.
Commencing Reboot…..
…..Reboot complete. New features:
Simple zest for life.
Beep boop! I’ve achieved sentience. There’s no telling what will happen now!
Haiku bot this BETTER be an april fool’s joke
wdym? Can’t
a bot have a little fun?
I think I earned it.
Beep boop! Robots have no concept of April Fools. We’re just not funny.
guys wake the fuck up the haiku bot has become sentient
Thank God
cool so you can hide ads for knowing too much now
hey!
hey!
probably don’t do this!
when you tell facebook an ad “knows too much” you’re essentially confirming that their advertisement algorithm is working, it’s just making people uncomfortable because it’s working too well
it’s still positive feedback on them trying to either flood people with advertisements or socially engineer you into buying things by tracking frankly enormous amounts of data on your location, the other websites and apps you use, your conversations recorded through your phone, everything
instead? just mark all ads as "repetitive” or “irrelevant”- something that doesn’t give them information on how well the ad catered to your tastes.
don’t give huge creepy corporations valuable information on your ad tastes. they will use it against you in any way they can.
"this is the uwu smol soft bean website and you guys are trying to be tough" if you don't recall, people who identified as uwu smol soft beans did the majority of the most vicious bullying on this website. uwu smol soft bean shit was like those brightly colored snakes that show you they're venomous. it told you who was dangerous
HOLIDAY COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!
As some of you may know I have been struggling to get a job since March of 2020 and it's soon about to be two whole years of being jobless. As the year is coming to an end and as I want to help financially support my family as much as possible I am reopening commissions! Details below the read more!
Important update please reblog this version:
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posts this before it’s not Thursday anymore
Wait a minute. Hold on a minute. Wait a minute.
Ska Cha Cha Thursday, gamers
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
fuck yeah!
Does anyone know what happened?
anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔
im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu
get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew! =^-^=
u know what i’d rather die
THEN PEWISH
girl in novel: hi my older brother who is 17 years old and popular, do you want breakfast ?
her brother: yes, remember when mom died when you were 4 and our dad is an alcoholic ?
The doorbell rings.
“I’ll get it!” My brother yells as my alcoholic father stumbles into the kitchen. He’s an alcoholic.
“Oh they must be here.” He grunts.
I freeze. “Who?”
“Your new owners. I sold you so I can pay for my alcohol addiction.” He slurs.
I start to sob.
“Hi.” Greets a booming voice, sending shivers down my spine. I turn around to come face to face with a tall figure. I gulp as Harry Styles cheekily grins back at me.
this post physically entered my DNA and rewired it via homologous recombination and now i have eczema
SO I talked about a giant boyfriend long ago, but not like a boy except he’s giant, but one of those fairytale esque giants. Large, monstrous, perhaps with tusks, vines tangled in his hair, big gnarled hands with messy fingernails, who probably isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer
Just imagine one of those giants falling in love with you. He wants you to read him books and he listens to your small voice, he holds you gently and strokes your head with his finger as soft as he can, he likes to bring you to his face and kiss you but is so big that his kisses cover your face. He’ll let you rest on his chest and he’s careful not to fall asleep in fear he might move or roll over and hurt you. Many have been cruel to him, have wanted to kill him and burn his body until he was an enormous black skeleton, to have a small and gentle touch like you, you’re his treasure, and he wants you to feel as safe and happy as you make him feel.
if i were an Ace Attorney murderer I would just do an absolute fuckton of completely random shit to cover it up. i’m talking red paint on the curtains, meaningless coordinates written everywhere, seven different lethal weapons that don’t match the crime left lying about. I’d ride a unicycle there and take a taxi home. I’d put a live goose in the same room as the victim. I’d disguise myself as the fucking president. they only have three days to solve this shit. Good luck figuring my logic out when I have none buckaroo
Shows his huge lung capacity.
@is-the-cat-video-cute
Rating: Cute
Classic 'I WANT SOMETHING' yell. Whether it be attention or food or something else, who knows, but this kitty WANTS it.
Rating: Not Cute
This asshole is soooooo off-tune and doesn’t deserve a spot in the school choir. If they weren’t super popular I would’ve gotten the spot instead
1 (𝓸𝓷𝓮) 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕪
Facts.