Post Mortem Nipple Piercings

You have been cordially invited to my lobotomy

[pekingopera]

[misshapencoffin]

Lowkey forgor to post this here. Come find me if ya like dnd OCs with a little too much lore!!

[targetedknowledge]

[spam-monster]

Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary as "men who persevere against impossible odds and find courage in the depths of despair"

Versus Obsession and Backrooms "men will willingly stay in a literal horror movie situation over confronting their mistakes and taking responsibility for their actions"

[milquetoaast]

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

[ozempicofficial]

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[wuntrum]

happy frankenhooker (1990) friday 🩷💚💜🩵

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[halcionic]

which planet are you?

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[beemovieerotica]

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the fuck open

[hz-archive]

Isn’t that a thwomp

[shadow-dio-sama]

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie

[potoo-reblogs]

Please reblog this nice Toad.

[kazard]

The Gun is Good

[sighinastorm]

THE GUN IS GOOD, THE MUSHROOM IS EVIL.  THE MUSHROOM PUFFS SPORES AND CREATES NEW LIFE, THAT BRINGS UPON THE EARTH THE PLAGUE OF FUNGUS, AS ONCE IT WAS.

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"