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The hog city has three residents. They are hogs.

how it feelwhen someone love you

today i had pig dreams. there were pigs. i was trying to name them all. there was a big one, the mom, she was really cute. her name was molly, i didnt choose that one, i think it was supposed to be short for something but i dont remember. and then there were three little baby pigs. 1 was older, and two had just hatched from their little pig eggs where pigs come from. the older piglet looked very old looking though still a baby. i called him old baby. then one of the younger ones looking very polite, i called him little boy. i never got to name baby 3. that was my dream, thanks

#pig dreams

veeta-cuculidae

you've heard of a vow of silence, now get ready for: "the sow of violence" (she's a pig with rage-type attacks)

certainly-april

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

grimoiremanifest

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

potted-plant-official

hsve

grimoiremanifest

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

archivearchangelica

Pig Girl Discount Store, 2011

origulator

@bbyhog

sea--burn

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

worldofultimatemusic

The World of Ultimate Music

transgenderer

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

#conceive of the hog

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP is bathing his pet pig, relaxing and healing. (cr 小弟的猪)

mortalityplays

had a dream last night that I had to confront one of my relatives about wasting money on weird alternative cancer therapies, and the one my brain helpfully illustrated was a sound bath where they teach pigs to play the theremin. can't stop thinking about it.