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I personally don’t understand any canon interpretations of Shane that make him anything less than extremely confident. like that guy is a ripped handsome jock who knows exactly what he’s worth. ykno
you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!
(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)
Do you like it?
yes!!
it's okay I guess
no
NO.
I dress like this already
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The thing about the cartoon-style covers for adult romance novels is they annoy me as a bookseller because they make it hard to distinguish adult romance novels from young adult romance novels on first glance and so I’m always having to swoop in and re-shelve books after someone put them in the wrong section!!
Like come on there’s nothing in the style of these covers to distinguish these being aimed at two different age groups
And the other thing is, back in the day, romance authors would have a bunch of pen names very often. Nora Roberts writes as Nora Roberts and also J.D. Robb. Jayne Ann Krentz has had like 2000 pen names but her main names are Jayne Ann Krentz, Jayne Castle, and Amanda Quick. Heather Graham writes as Shannon Drake.
For some of them, I believe this was a numbers game so they could publish more without competing against themselves (and, like, contracts with Silhouette and Harlequin and stuff where some authors weren't allowed to publish under their own names because of their contracts, that's something you could talk about for ages), but it was also about branding expectations.
Nora Roberts writes all kinds of romance. J.D. Robb writes futuristic science-fiction police novels with romantic elements. (They are kind of wild.)
Jayne Ann Krentz mostly writes romantic suspense type stuff, romantic contemporary. Jayne Castle writes futuristic/paranormal romance. Amanda Quick writes historical romance.
Heather Graham writes romantic suspense, some contemporary stuff, some paranormal. If I say darker romance, you're going to think like the booktok "dark romance" and that's not what I mean, but like darker themes. Murder, ghosts, etc. Shannon Drake writes historical romance.
This is about branding, so that a person could pick a book up and know from the author a general idea of what they were going to get.
There was also absolutely an expectation of changing a pen name if you wrote different age levels and that happens a lot less now!
Now, this not me picking on these books because there's nothing wrong with them and we all know that authors don't control covers but like.
Can you really tell me which one of these is adult and which one is YA?
I'll tell you because it brings me to my point - Chloe Brown is adult, Highly Suspicious is YA. But let's do a little hypothetical. You're 15, and your school library has Highly Suspicious. You read it and you like it, and the book mentions the author has other books! They're listed on one of the first pages. The book does not say they are adult books. (I've read this - I know this and can say it as a fact.) You order them because you like this author!
When they show up, they have significantly more sexual content than you were expecting. You're not scarred by this or anything, but was this what you were expecting when the book you read didn't have much more than kissing? Also, they're about adults. Did you have a good experience here?
Maybe, maybe not. But how would you tell without looking the book up? What is MEANT to differentiate them?
But what particularly bothers me is it's not just YA. It's middle grade too! Middle grade has always had illustrated covers, obviously, but this specific illustrated style feels different to me.
If this didn't say middle school, would you know this book is about eighth graders? Honestly, I personally already don't love the idea of a middle grade romcom, but people generally gave it good reviews but if this didn't say "middle school" on it would your first guess be that these are thirteen year olds (+one god)?
I have kind of a general pet peeve about middle grade book covers making their protagonists look older than they are and especially when it's a trend that often happens to Black and brown characters, but that's a rant for another day.
Hey can you guys post in big font today i’m trying to drive
therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now
This is how I'm going to start responding
lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport
dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer
Yes, yes, the dentist. We’ve all been there.
PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!
this post is officially a decade old now
For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.
This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.
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So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
dammit, I can't find it now but there was a gif floating around years ago with an anime girl running, with absolutely peak ridiculous anime boob physics, literally one boob going up while the other was going down...and then she reaches in her shirt and pulls out a couple of cannonball bombs, suprise those weren't her boobs. It was a great visual joke but I can't find it anywhere
That is from Samurai Champloo, and is one of the all time great anime boob jokes. Good taste.