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we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

metanarrates

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

metanarrates

2010s feminism was extremely flawed and deserved to be criticized but do you remember when most people at least pretended to like women

probuccalfat

they gotta start shooting divorced white men over 50 on sight when they land in thailand or the philippines

soracities

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

softspringsolace

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

typewriter-worries

when james baldwin said, “this is why one must say yes to life and embrace it wherever it is found-and it is found in terrible places; nevertheless, there it is;”

queerpontmercy

when Mary Oliver said “it is a serious thing / just to be alive / on this fresh morning / in this broken world”

sandmandaddy69

harzilla

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

fluffmugger

official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

unclefather

systlin

So I found out that my coworker has been selling gay indulgences and honestly what a fucking genius she is

systlin

Her best friend loves chick fil a and always feels guilty about it, so Steph just told her once ‘listen if you eat there send me $20 and all is forgiven” and. She did it.

And is still doing that. We’re working and Steph gets a notification and just goes “Oh L just sent me the Lesbian Forgiveness Tax for chick fil a” and I went ‘what’

systlin

@ all straight people who’ve ever eaten at chick fil a; cashapp a queer person $20 immediately

systlin

Intensely interested to see what gay grievances get nailed to the front of the local gay club

coffinghoul

ruinedchildhood

valtsv

anxiety is so stupid it's like your brain went hey how would you like to experience what it feels like to be a terrified prey animal. you can never turn this ability off btw.