Every Douchebag and their Mom

It’s all bit crap, innit?

[anglaised]

theres a reason u associate east asians with femininity and black people with masculinity and it has nothing to do with actual masculine or feminine “behavior” and everything to do with race science 😭 u have been taught race science, u haven’t unlearned race science 😭😭😭😭 READ A BOOK ABOUT RACISMMMM

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[everydouchebagandtheirmom]

Proof that money can’t buy public goodwill, style or adoration 🤝 everybody still shitting on B£zos and the woman who somehow made Schiaparelli look tacky.

[greelin]

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

[tenitchyfingers]

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Note the date, people:

That’s 1972

29 years before AVEN was started online,

and 47 years before the present.

And that’s only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.

So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.

[queerhumanbeing]

supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this

[freyjawriter24]

It’s 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.

[everydouchebagandtheirmom]

The tension of the world is palpable and cloying and I don’t know how much longer we can all stew in it.

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

[yourunderwaterskies]

technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.

Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.

Free courses on Coursera.

Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison

For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.

When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.

[aloeverawrites]

@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changingly helpful to me-

And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.

Humanity in War

Learn more about the Red Cross International Humanitarian Law (IHL) Program to train policy professionals, government officials, academics,

Kaya

Kaya is a free humanitarian learning platform which offers hundreds of training opportunities across a range of key topics, including the hu

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[everydouchebagandtheirmom]

My current hyper fixation is Bill Pullman and I’m watching whatever movies he’s in I can get a hold of in a segment I’m calling Horned Up For Pullman. I’m keeping my bff updated.

The first movie was The Guilty

Second movie was History is made at night

[everydouchebagandtheirmom]

I wrote a book, it’s a romantic comedy called Horror movies and guilt and centres around a middle aged woman and a hot priest falling in love while watching horror movies. It also has:

✨Plus size FMC✨

✨Hot Priest✨

✨Guy next door✨

✨Slow burn✨

✨Friends to lovers✨

✨Depression Rep✨

✨Religious trauma✨

✨Latina Rep✨

✨Forbidden romance✨

My reviews so far are people being surprised by how much they liked it which is both funny and slightly concerning 💀

Available from Kindle Unlimited and the zon on paperback or ebook

Or paperback directly from me

VeeJimenez.com

The indie book space I’ve seen so far has been a lot pity marketing which isn’t my style so if any of the above is something you think you might dig, I’d super appreciate you take a look.

❤️ Vee

[veejimenezauthor]

I went to a popular book cover illustrator to make a better version of the cover I had made and they gave me ai slop to choose from so I ended up teaching myself how to vector illustrate and came up with this.

Tropes :

Hot priest

Plus size fmc

Slow burn

Friends to lovers

They both need therapy

Guy next door

I’m much happier with it, it’s more consistent with the rom com genre and I’m super proud of it (which is rare 😅)

Horror Movies and Guilt : a Rom Com releases on March 25th on Amazon, Kindle Unlimited and VeeJimenez.com

@veejimenezauthor on insta and TikTok

[veejimenezauthor]

Musings from Someone Drowning in Grief

My current thoughts while in active fresh grief from losing my brother.

[everydouchebagandtheirmom]

Does anybody else get those awfully acted Alpha Mate stories on TikTok? I always put not interested but they still trickle in.

Today I thought one of them had shown up on my feed again - it hit all the markers - awful scene dressing, stilted dialogue… and then I saw Adam driver… it was a clip for Megalopolis.

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

[ladyshinga]

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

[everydouchebagandtheirmom]

My brother had water in his heart and they didn’t know what was causing it. I googled common causes and the search said some medications could cause it. I looked up all his medications and one of them had water in the heart listed as a side effect. When we told his doctor, he blew me off and said that he’d never seen that happen.

I mentioned it at the hospital when his condition got worse and the doctor there blew me off too. Sooooo what I did was told a nurse if they had looked into that medication because one of the doctors had mentioned it could be the cause but I couldn’t remember the name of the doctor…. The next day they took him off that medication and wouldn’t you know it? The water in his heart started to decrease… no, google isn’t better than a doctor but a little less ego would be nice.