hot noodles in your area!!

Odd creature, 21, I'm very normal and calm about the things I like, MDNI please and thank you 💜

[innerchildabortionclinic]

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

[lushlake0871]

Congratulations on the 31st anniversary Ace Combat!

+ the 30th one cuz I didn't upload here (I forgor)

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

To everyone going "oh my god ryland grace!!!!": please be aware that when i drank the virus, Project Hail Mary (as in, the book) had only been out for a couple months and I had not yet read it. I did not mimic Dr Ryland Grace. Dr Ryland Grace is a microbiologist written by the author Andy Weir, who understands the minds of scientists extremely well, and so understands exactly what we would do given the slightest opportunity.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[aegagrusscholarship]

it's artfight season here's the pokémon versions of garm team

cipher has the world's worst RBF in my heart. guy who is having the time of his life while staring straight ahead with barely any reaction

[tongue-twists]

In case some of you didn't know I moonlight as a Dark Souls NPC

ko-fi

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[northern-punk-lad]

[fallingtowers]

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

[fallingtowers]

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

[devilishdescent]

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

[they-hit-the-isev]

do YOU know this arcade flight game set in a fictional setting featuring flying wing airships, land battleships, and a protagonist named after a king who can equip multiple special weapons?

why of course, it is

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Tardigrade

[ouroboros-sys]

she looks like the welsh flag

[roseboy-in-training]

@textpostscymraeg

[textpostscymraeg]

she is the welsh flag

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[blaxolt]

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

[myxomycota]

Stemonitopsis typhina by Andy Sands

[kelseyidk]

Silly little galmdog

Silly little galmdog... What are you doing.... We can't read it....

We must fry the galmdog. It speaks in LIES. FRY IT!!!!!

Sizzle sizzle

chicken wiiiing

[nylonguilt]

are you ready to be edged until you’re shaking?

cleanse yourself of all those filthy perverted thoughts you’ve been having…watch me and worship, as I drip my holy water all over this dildo, fuck myself til I cream, drooling down my body, telling you EXACTLY how to edge and stroke yourself for me

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[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[bezsemisem]

Ciphixy charm