Imma Make Some Funny Quotes

22F College Goer Either I’m going to be active 24/7 or I’m going to go ghost for months. There is no in between.

[bootyshortsjacob]

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The Boys are coming back! I thought I'd try my hand at writing for my favorite fake couple #homelight. Warnings and tags are below the keep reading. (Poor Hughie, though...)

Summary:

He remembered what his mother said to him when he was Little Hughie. Before she left, she used to say that the eyes never lie, that you can see how truly someone cared about another when you look in their eyes.

He remembered seeing the desire in his mother's eyes when he entered his parents' bedroom; she was with another man.

She left their family after that.

Hughie never thought he'd see the same look in the eyes of someone he loved again.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Boys (TV 2019) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: The Homelander | John/Starlight | Annie January Characters: Hughie Campbell, The Homelander | John, Starlight | Annie January Additional Tags: Hughie Campbell Needs a Hug, Sorry Not Sorry Hughie, Rough Sex, Face-Fucking, Extremely Dubious Consent, Cuckolding, Size Difference, Possessive The Homelander | John, The Homelander | John Being an Asshole, Dirty Talk, Rough Kissing, Large Cock, Cunnilingus, Episode: s03e04 Glorious Five Year Plan, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Cheating, Childhood Trauma, Shameless Smut, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Older Man/Younger Woman

[everything-liker]

Welp… now I gotta obsess over the boys now 😭

[smashthegiantkiller]

Here, have Shane in a three piece suit

[iniquitousyearning-deactivated2]

everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.

[tarurin]

SMASH

[bootyshortsjacob]

Paris

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Quarry (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney, Chris Hackett/Laura Kearney, Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney/Chris Hackett Additional Tags: Past Max Brinly/Laura Kearney, I'm Sorry Max Brinly, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Threesome - F/M/M, Drunk Sex, Alternate Universe, Double Vaginal Penetration, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn With Plot Summary:

How does one get back at their cheating boyfriend? If you’re Laura, you take a trip to Paris with his boss and his bosses brother.

[everything-liker]

Welp… I just read this. Now what do I do for the rest of today??? 😭😮‍💨

[l-art-stuff-l]

leave the answers in the tags

usamericans what is/was your high school mascot

cougar/wildcat/lion/some sort of feline

native american

viking

eagle/falcon/phoenix/some sort of bird

knight/warrior

wolf/coyote/some sort of canine

something else??

obligatory see results (for non-usamericans only and also middle schoolers ig)

Voting ended onMar 12, 2024

[l-art-stuff-l]

make sure to reblog if you vote please and thank you

[norrington-hell]

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Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: The Quarry (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney Characters: Laura Kearney, Travis Hackett, Robert “Bobby” Hackett Additional Tags: age gap, Older Man/Younger Woman, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mechanic!Travis, Laura gets dirty (literally), but also figuratively as well, Hand Kink, watch me make up shit about cars Series: Part 1 of Sum of His Broken Parts Summary:

After finding Max’s rejection letter from Landis in the trash, Laura decides to make her way up to camp on her own. But, like so many other things in her life, the trip doesn’t go to plan. Her car a wreck, her phone useless, and her heart in turmoil, Laura is ready to throw in the towel. Enter, a dark-eyed, surly savior with a knack for pulling others out of the fire and an offer she’s in no position to refuse.

In no time at all, Laura is certain this man is more than he lets on. And, she suspects, particularly good with his hands.

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me, kicking down the door at two fifty-three in the goddamn morning to drop the next chapter of this fic after 9 months of silence

COME AND GET YOUR BREAKFAST Y’ALL

[neglected-houseplant]

[everything-liker]

GIRL DINNNERRRRRR!!!!

[look-how-they-massacred-them]

Preliminary Poll

Stannis Baratheon

Submission reason:

The GOT adaptation chose a good actor but then proceeded to completely derail the character by making him kill his own daughter by burning her alive in a ritual. Book!Stannis would have burned the whole world before his daughter, as his explicit wish is to put her on the throne of the Seven Kingdoms. GOT!Stannis then goes on to be killed off in an undignified manner and his arc is completely abandoned by the plot, while in the book he survives and is still one of the major players in the narrative. Though I suppose the whole cast of the books deserve to be in this poll. I bet they already are. I will vote for all of them and nobody will stop me.

Propaganda:

He is such an interesting character in the books and the series just made him into a footnote.

Look what they did to Stannis!

He was fucked over!

I was fine with his portrayal in GOT

I don't know him

I don't know enough about the A Song of Ice and Fire books to dispute this

Neutral

Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

[junkfoodcinemas]

Dog Soldiers (2002)

[orcusnoir]

There he is

The bear in area

[bismuth-soup]

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

[neglected-houseplant]

Waltz with the Wolf

Rating: Explicit Fandom: The Quarry (Video Game)

Relationship: Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Post-Canon, Age Difference, Older Man/Younger Woman, Shameless Smut, Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Kissing, Possessive Behavior, Stalking, Biting, Dubiously Consensual Blow Jobs, Handcuffs, Werewolf Turning, Travis Hackett is the Only Survivor of the Hackett Family, Werewolf Laura Kearney, Dubious Consent

Summary: A month after the massacre at Hackett's Quarry, the moon is nearly full again. The hunt for Silas failed and Laura is waiting in the woods. She's been making plans. Travis won't know what hit him.

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[notquiteaghost]

hey have you ever shaved your whole head

yeah, once, for A Reason (charity, medical, etc)

yeah, once. i was Going Through It

yeah, repeatedly, For Reasons

yeah, repeatedly. i like it :)

no never

ive never had hair at all

Voting ended onJul 17, 2023

a poll brought to you by me returning to my shaved head era & remembering all the strangers who told teen me "oh i could never do that"

[everything-liker]

I went thru it. I was in shambles and I ended up like this:

[falsemortal]

Buy Hunter a Coffee.

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….so my car suddenly died last week and I need to save up to get a new (used) one! 😬

(Don't worry, I have been able to borrow a vehicle for the time being to be able to get to work and back, but I still need to look into future car sooner than later!) My commissions are more open than ever now, so, uh, please? If you want some art? My prices aren't that high, I promise! I really hate to have to ask for donations because I've worked hard for everything I have, but, any and every piece of support is very much appreciated! 😭💕

[everything-liker]

Commissions here!!!

[stansaaa]

age gap ships where the man is older >>>>

[everything-liker]

*chef kiss* 🤌🏼

[ben-barnes-is-my-husband]

I want to hear from you

So, as some of you know I started a podcast about fandom called Surviving Fandom: how to fandom without losing your mind. I've been sharing stories of my experiences, but I'd like to hear your experiences too! Also, if you don't want to share your name, or have me share your name, I will not. I will keep it all very private!

You can message me here or send me an email to [email protected]. You can also follow me on Twitter @survivingfndom

Hope to hear from you!

[everything-liker]

Idk if this is for all fandoms, but here we go peeps.

[falsemortal]

| Path Chosen |

[everything-liker]

MY WHOLE HEARTTTT. Omg.

[xbamboowishesx]

Terry Ryan (Hitchcock from Shoresy) is so inexplicably hot to me. Say what you will but my taste in men both fictional, athlete, and real is IMMACULATE.

[dimmadoome]

Y'all may think your OTP is something like Hannigram or Steddie but you're all lying to yourselves and here's why.

Ship Red and Kitty foreman with someone else. I dare you. Imagine them without the other ... I'll wait