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Stranger things fan blog

[strangeahoy]

Robin has a lot of those, "what did girls see in this doofus" moments with Steve, but the only time(s) she almost kind of understands is when he masterfully parallel parks.

[fake-tweets]

[sillymonsters]

H. R. Van Dongen

[quendergeer]

absolutely insane sock game on this twink

[strangeahoy]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Will Byers

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[fangirlagainstmywill]

Ronance is hilarious because robin would sit Nancy down all somber in a way she rarely gets, and be like “just a warning. Before we get serious. You need to know that Steve and I? We’re a package deal. You can’t have me without him. We have a signed contract saying we’ll never take a job without each other. Never live more than four blocks apart. Never leave each other and never die without each other. So. You don’t have to fuck him or anything but know he’s like our platonic trophy husband.” And Nancy would sigh. Look to Karen (regularly pays Steve to babysit holly when she needs a break), holly (loves getting babysat by Steve, who makes her cinnamon toast with sprinkles), and Mike (reluctantly refers to Steve as his babysitter, would lay down his life for the guy, secretly thinks of him as a cool older brother figure) and just mutter, “why the fuck can’t ANYONE in my life be normal about my ex”

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve and Robin walked into WSQK.

Nancy: Where have you guys been?

Robin: Oh, we got kidnapped again.

Jonathan: What?!

Vickie: Again?!

Nancy: How did you escape?

Robin: Oh, we didn't. We annoyed them so much, they let us go.

Steve: I don't know why they were so freaked out when I asked if we got to stay there rent-free.

Nancy: How many times does this happen?!

Steve and Robin: Ugh, too many.

Steve: I don't know why everyone is so obsessed with us.

Robin: You think one day someone's going to keep us?

Vickie and Nancy: Robin!

Steve: *crossing his fingers* Here's hoping.

Jonathan: I don't like how calm you're being about this.

Steve: Yeah, that's what the kidnappers always say.

[cinematicnomad]

STRANGER THINGS ▸ 2.01 chapter one: MADMAX

[auracobaltblue]

Missing this vibe rn

[fruifruit]

classic alternate stobin meeting "robin is the theater employee that is cleaning up the graffiti in season one who meets steve through that" but there's an extension where steve starts venting/confessing to robin about what happened with nancy and jonathan (with a little bit of prompting; "isn't she supposed to be your girlfriend, harrington?") and robin is like damn man pretty dick move. you should probably apologize to both of them. and steve drags his feet a little bit and ends up half-jokingly saying he will if she's there for moral support and he'll even drive her home after her shift so she doesn't have to bike.

robin debates this internally (cold uncomfortable 15 minute lonely bike ride with no coat in november vs warm semi-comfortable 5 minute car ride with a guy i dont really like) before taking the offer, but only after telling him that if he tries to kidnap her, she bites. steve didnt expect her to take it and is suitably shocked, but is like yeah yeah of course. ill be here when your shift ends...?

and, to her pleasant surprise, he is. steve says he's going to apologize to jonathan first, and robin's like alright just take me home afterwards youre on your own with nancy ("how come?" "she probably won't want to see another girl in your car with you while you apologize, dingus") and steve agrees. so he drives to jonathan's and robin's sitting in the car with a book while he goes inside, and then she hears yelling and is like fuckkk i should probably go and get him out of there. so she opens the door and sees nancy wheeler pointing a gun at steve with jonathan flailing in the background. and then the lights start flickering.

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[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[sunchildsatoru]

[morganbritton132]

AU where Steve's parents want to get rid of him as quickly as possible so he starts school as soon as the could convince the school board to allow it.

Steve starts school early. He graduates early. Everyone is under the impression that he's older than he is and he never fixed this misconception because, really. How often does your age come up?

All to say that Robin is kinda shocked when she's getting cash out of Steve's wallet and, "We're the same age."

"Yeah."

"Actually," She says, staring at Steve's unfairly photogenic driver's license photo. "I’m older than you."

She lets that sit before, "Oh my god! You're just a baby."

"Um, no?"

"You're just a little itty-bitty child and everyone lets you put yourself in danger first because they thought you were the oldest," She laments dramatically. "Next time, I will be the one who is in danger."

"There is not going to be a next time!"

[fruifruit]

thinking about how playful robin can be when she warms up to someone... rn specifically in season 3 towards steve. i bet she started doing little things like trying to trip him a little when he walks past and smearing a little bit of ice cream on him when theyre closing for the day. at first steve thinks she's making fun of him but then she looks at him over her shoulder with a playful side-eye and a tiny little smirk and hes like oh!! GET BACK HERE

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

After season 3:

Dustin to Robin: I'm closer to Steve than you are. I'm like a brother to him. He said so.

Robin: I'm not going to argue with a child. Of course, you are. You've known him longer.

Dustin: I know his secret.

Robin: *eyes wide* Holy shit! Okay, I know you're close, but I didn't think he'd tell you that.

Dustin: Yeah, he showed me how to do it and everything. I even showed my friends at the Snowball.

Robin: *horrified* OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

Dustin: Jesus, Robin, stop screaming! Why are freaking out about Farrah Fawcett hairspray?!

Robin: *sighs in relief* Wait. . .what are you talking about?

Dustin: He told me how he does his hair. What are you talking about?

Robin: . . .nothing! Absolutely nothing!

[veesdigidiary]

i miss robin so bad it’s not funny why isn’t she real!!!

[bombshellsandbluebells]

it's so frustrating trying to find like. any Robin or Max meta that isn't about 1) shipping 2) Byler or 3) actually more about Steve or Will or Billy

like. where's the Robin analysis. where's the Max analysis. I'm seriously asking I would like to find it

[kassy-djomunson]

ON. MY. KNEES.