EvilDeathBeeFics

A place where I will be posting updates and sneak peeks about my fanfics. https://archiveofourown.org/users/EvilDeathBee/works

[evildeathbeefics]

TMNT Fanfiction Masterpost

General Audiences:

A Mischief of Rats = Multiverse Crossover (Other than Lou Jitsu/Draxum, no pairings)

After a portal mishap, the Turtles from 1987, 2003 and 2012 find themselves inside the 2018 Turtles Lair. This would just be another Tuesday for most of them, except that unlike the previous situations, this time their rat Senseis/Fathers have been pulled through the portal as well. In this story, we will be focusing on the Ninja Masters 🐀

Mama Raphie = Multiverse Crossover (No pairings)

It was supposed to be a social visit with no incidents (well, as much as Turtle LuckTM would allow). Of course, they should have seen this coming. Alternate title: "What to do when a dimensional alternate of your brother believes you're his baby."

Strangers in a Strange Place = 1987 TMNT (No pairings)

At the surface, everything was the same as always. April was annoyed at her boss, but nonetheless following a story, the turtles were tagging along for her safety (and honestly because they had been bored), and the feeling of excitement at going somewhere new filled the air. But then, why did Raphael have a bad feeling about this place?

Casey's Adventures in Reptile Husbandry = 2012 TMNT (Jonatello/CaseyTello)

While checking out the local pet store on a whim, Casey sees a little tortoise being neglected and impulsively buys it. Now he has to learn how to take care of it, taking pointers from the guy he's been crushing on for ages. The fact that said guy he's been crushing on is a turtle himself complicates things.

Teen and Up Audiences:

Shades of Blue = Multiverse Crossover (self-cest, t-cest)

Waking up in a strange place with a splitting headache and no idea how you even got there is bad enough. Finding out that there are multiple versions of you and that the multiverse is real isn't helping.

A Fated Meeting = 2003 TMNT/Usagi Yojimbo Crossover (LeoSagi, katanashipping)

Leo's been stuck in this strange dimension for six months now. It's a version of Japan's Edo Period, except that instead of humans, they're all animals. One day, the routine he has fallen into is interrupted by the unexpected sounds of gunfire. Little did he know that fate had plans for him here.

How NOT To Acquire A Child 101 = Multiverse Crossover, Leonardo-centric, specifically 2012 Leo (No pairings)

While hanging out together, the Fearless Leaders find something unexpected.

Mature:

Waking Nightmare = 2012 TMNT (no pairings)

After a recon mission goes horribly wrong, Leonardo is forced into an agreement to save his brothers's lives. Now if he could only survive his new Husband's plans until rescue comes.

Explicit:

Riding the Purple Monster = 1987/2003 TMNT (t-cest, L/R)

That was not the kind of evening either of them were expecting, but they weren't going to complain.

A Promise Made is a Promise Kept = 1987 TMNT (no pairings)

After what was supposed to be a simple supply run goes awry, a pair of enemies have to band together in order to get back home.

Damn Nature, You Scary! = 2012 TMNT (t-cest, OT4)

Turtles, especially male turtles, when they reach puberty, tend to get aggressive. It's the reason why you can't have a bunch of males together when it's mating season. They might actually try to kill each other. But Leonardo thinks he has a solution, and this season he will put it to the test.

In Another Universe = 1987/2012 TMNT (t-cest, self-cest L/L, R/D, R/M, D/M)

The 1987 Turtles decide to pop into the 2012 Dimension for a vacation. They didn't have the opportunity to explore, what with the whole "The universes are going to be destroyed" thing, so they're making up for lost time. They definitely don't have ulterior motives. No siree 👀

[lgbt-for-poc]

So shout out to black LGBT+ people. Just because you deserve love and happiness.

[forgetful-nerd]

Fanfic Readers: hey, so I made you a drawing based on your fic. Sorry, it looks weird…

Fanfic writers:

[theconcealedweapon]

A child is punished for moving and making noise.

To avoid more punishment, the child sits still and is quiet. But they have to actively remind themself constantly to sit still and be quiet.

The teacher sees the child sitting still and being quiet. The teacher treats this as the baseline.

Since the child is putting a lot of effort into sitting still and being quiet, doing so distracts from paying attention to what the teacher is teaching. The child then is punished for not paying attention.

The child now knows that they'll be punished no matter what they do. And they can't explain why they struggle, because any attempt to explain is arguing.

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[theconcealedweapon]

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

[evildeathbeefics]

I still remember my high-school PE teacher insisting that a Master's Degree wasn't going to be enough. You needed a Doctorate. You had to aim for a Doctorate, otherwise you weren't going to get a "good job".

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[rednightmaregirl]

You did not just compare the oppression of women to you rightfully being called a pedophile for writing CSAM

[unspeakablearchives]

Correct: I did NOT do that 🤨

[kasmikassim]

A comment worth noting below:

"Likely also why being in this rural area I work in is so exhausting because the guys are so pent-up and perverted and nasty because EVERYTHING outside of their Hanbali norm is "extreme perversion" and this makes them think it's okay to harrass people. They'll mistreat me because I don't veil my face (I'm still wearing a surgical mask most of the time to avoid disease?!) or have... embroidered sleeves. People in my home region used to complain about young guys from Riyadh/the central region in general visiting because they act like deranged horndogs, they'll trash the place, commit vandalism, sexual harrassment, etc., because they're not used to how things are in places that are more educated, have more foreigners, have people ascribing to different schools of Islamic thought in them, etc."

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I've lived and worked in societies that are deemed "sooo polite" by westerners. It's got "chastity" laws. Apparently "super safe" (unless you're a woman, but apparently that doesn't count when we're talking crime statistics). Under its strict etiquette and 'saving face' behavior heavily restricting open emotion and "western depravity", the underbelly of these places were rampant with extreme sexual perversion. Because everything was deemed depraved, they truly lost touch with what's actually depraved and what isn't.

In societies where girls and boys grow up together, in households where brothers have sisters, where teenagers grow up dating and learning safe sex, men are likelier to see women as people and are likelier to have a healthier approach to sex as adults. In societies where they keep "chaste" and "appropriate" and "pure" by segregating children by gender and are taught to only abstain, men more often view women as aliens and objects and sex is often loaded with trauma. In a society where fantasies are shamed and kinks are hidden away, people are likelier to have unhealthy relationships with these things, and lose sight of the difference between harmless kinks and real-life harm. In societies where drugs are all demonized, people don't know how to tell the difference between getting high on weed and dying from cocaine overdose. And the lack of healthy education and discussion around these things always results in more real-life victims that don't get help.

Just like how pearl-clutchers clog up FBI phone lines reporting "CSAM" that's literally a cartoon and the FBI have to beg them to stop wasting their time so they can focus on actual CSAM.

As always, puritans be on this post like "kinky porn = sex with children" because the first thing they think about in a kink is children in sexual situations. I swear, the people that are always screaming about protecting children think way more about sexualizing children than normal people do.

This causes real harm. And if you can't tell the difference between fictional fantasy enjoyed by consenting adults and real-life child abuse, you need help because this shit harms real people. Start by getting off the internet and getting an education.

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[slady-ao3]

Just a random 1987 Leonardo post from two gif I saw next to each other. XD

[evildeathbeefics]

He didn't even wait for the traffic light to turn red at an intersection and dragged Mikey with him in that episode where he's a child.

Even though MIKEY told him that they couldn't cross the street yet because it was dangerous and the light was still green.

This man was turned into a child twice in this series, and both times he was a menace.

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[winnyverse]

Donatello having a total fucking nerdgasm after breaking into the Batcave and seeing Bruce Wayne’s computer.

Taken from IDW’s Batman / TMNT Crossover, issue #3  Script: James Tynion IV ~ Art: Freddie E Williams II

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[lucytara]

anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

[iamnmbr3]

#fandom is a party not a market via @kittenjammer

[elismor]

Fandom is a party, not a market.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[brightlotusmoon]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[therapatical]

somebody apparently tried to get the Wikipedia page for discrimination against trans men deleted entirely because of the use of the word "transandrophobia". y'all are part of a fucking extremist hate group at this point. it's pride month and the government is killing us and you're actively trying to destroy documentation about trans people's discrimination? really? how fucking evil do you have to be to do this shit?

can we finally admit that these anti-transmasc people are part of a hate group? can we finally address this fucking problem and acknowledge it exists?

[therapatical]

this behavior deserves to have this user's privileges fully revoked and banned from editing. or at least suspended. this is fucking ghoulish behavior.

it's one thing to make a bigoted remark, it's another thing entirely to suggest deletion of the fucking page. nowhere is that necessary, even if you were critiquing the word used itself.

[therapatical]

oh!

[therapatical]