Evil Queen Posting

Fairest of them all. No apologies. No mercy.

[angelic-soyo]

convincing the princess that she seriously does need to be stripped nude and feather dusted every evening

[evilqueenposting]

When your enemy is about to make a mistake let her. -Girl Sun Tzu

[boringkate]

Trying to get a girlfriend on a budget? Get a boyfriend and then force feminize them into being your girlfriend. That's called upcycling. It's good for the environment.

[callali1y]

people seem to have an uncontrollable compulsion to pick me up when they see me. usually they don't ask first but thats ok bc im a little freeuse uppieslut

[evilqueenposting]

I have an uncontrollable urge to huck you football style. Normal?

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[pocketss]

girls night girls night

[darklightcore]

GIRLSSS NIGHTTTT🍷💅🏻

[ashenmind]

mimic girl…

[karnalesbian]

haters will see me mind control them and be like wow i do not dislike her anymore

[nifinof]

[nifinof]

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[evilqueenposting]

I have no loot I am one of those bosses you're supposed to lose to to progress the story and if by fluke you do win I drop nothing I just vanish

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[girlnamedbug]

please be perverted about me in these trying times

[tyaz]

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[evilqueenposting]

Orcs make good mages but are we ready to talk about how most Gen Z elves make terrible mages? If they're not addicted to phones it's scrolls and orbs and tea leaves and so forth

[evilqueenposting]

lately i have been playing a prank upon my maids where i bring two in a circle and say they must fight each other to the death. both of them start crying and fall to their knees then i say somesuch like "just a prank darlings now fly back to your nests." but i did that last night and my smallest most waifish maid removed a concealed dagger from her stocking and slit the other maids throat with precision of a surgeon. needless to say i gave it headpats

[nekomimidusteon]

reassuring the catgirl princess that she's super elegant and dignified after she heard a maid's footstep slightly louder than usual, jumped in the air while letting out a startled mworp, and then fell over showing her panties to the entire castle.

[evilqueenposting]

This happen to me once. My pro tip have all the maids working that day slain

[super-ion]

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

[evilqueenposting]

The only words I want to hear out of its mouth are "yes mommy"

[maja-paja]