Evil Queen Posting

Fairest of them all. No apologies. No mercy.

[evilqueenposting]

The term "hag" is almost never meant as a compliment however anyone described as a hag always has the sexiest possible traits such as being a woman, or old

[sarthathrace]

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

(via @cuunos)

[evilqueenposting]

Ragebaiting My Fat Amulet

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

word is there's an angel going around touching demons' horns inappropriately around the festival, so we're assembling a group to try to catch it.

[evilqueenposting]

Rasiese my hand are we going to kill it

[pokeballvictimized]

im pregnant and its an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg. and an egg.

[evilqueenposting]

The egg never hatches it just grows legs and ambles about humpty dumpty style

[swagophile]

Actually it's normal for the prophecized hero of light to be related to the demon queen. It makes it all the more tragic when, in their ultimate moment of purpose, one is forced to slay the other. It's a tragic twist of fate designed to make them forgo their humanity in favor of fulfilling their ultimate divine purpose. It's quite clever really. Sad, too. So that's why it's totally normal for it to call me mommy, and NO, it is NOT a kink thing. It's not. Don't say it's weird it's literally fate's cruel design. And yes it's normal for her to sit on my lap like that. Okay she can do whatever she wants with her hands. She's the hero. This is all in the prophecy actually- Gh.. This is fine too. It's normal for her. All heroes do this.

[maidthings]

my subs unionized but theyre all trying to backstab eachother to get off. they keep coming to to me in private to confess their loyalty and i keep saying shit like "i know you're the only one i can trust with this" and "this is why youve always been my favourite"

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

[low-polly]

my liege those are crab rangoons

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[pavizi]

trans women i love you

[pavizi]

disabled trans women i love you

[maidthings]

is putting fairies in a jar and not poking holes in the lid a trite cliche or a respectable classic, do we think

[maidthings]

ignore the thumping noise coming from behind my back.

[atelier-tamamoland]

yuo are a bad person with a wicked heart.

[maidthings]

you should be grateful the jar is empty.

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[evilwizard]

getting my little goblin minions to punch and stab me in the middle of the grocery store to try and whittle me down to half health so i can assume my final boss form and reach the top shelf

[evilwizard]

i don’t trust them with that power…

[prokopetz]

You let your minions stack on each other's shoulders to reach high shelves, the next thing you know they're solving complicated logic puzzles involving the coordinated use of their idiosyncratic personal weapons and learning important lessons about teamwork under pressure, and we all know where that ends.

[evilqueenposting]

Goblins can and should become as intelligent as possible for the benefit of your minion horde. If you can control a stupid goblin, you can control a smart goblin. Smart or stupid, every goblin craves a nice bed of moss and a few droplets of honey, do they not? Starve a smart human being and she will tell you two and two is five for a scrap of meat.

An intelligent ruler knows not to let her subjects outsmart her.

A wise ruler is able to control even those smarter than she.

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[evilqueenposting]

shadow pussys

[sp0re-speaks]

Amazing things happening on my tumblr right now

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

*takes the hand of a period drama writer gently* A queen consort is not a queen regnant. A dowager queen is not a queen regnant either.

There is very little intrinsic institutional power in queenship. The power a consort, dowager, or queen mother has depends mostly on how much the reigning sovereign (usually a man) is willing to grant her. Needing a queen to serve as regent is exceptionally rare, and the regent is more often a male relative.

I know this is a bit of a bummer. I'm sorry.

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

For clarity:

Queen regnant: woman who rules in her own right, not on behalf of someone else.

Regent: Someone who temporarily assumes the powers of the monarch on account of the monarch being too young or too incapacitated to govern.

Queen consort: Woman who is married to the monarch.

Dowager queen: Woman who was married to the monarch. The monarch is dead, and she is owed support as his widow.

Queen mother: Woman who is the mother of the monarch. Usually the dowager queen, though there are exceptions if there isn't a straight line of succession.

[evilqueenposting]

all men in my kingdom are unconditionally slain. i am what's known as

queen bitch

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[evilqueenposting]

As a principled man hating female supremacist I slay men on sight with a montante

[evilqueenposting]

Lots of women named "Lilith" and "Roxy" following me lately. A few "Vriskas" even. Mm. Bodes well ..