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Vreni Genderfluid [she/they (with permission)] [mostly] into girls Hi! I'm Vreni, also known as Noodle. I'm 27 years old, and I'm Scottish.

[secondlina]

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[valtsv]

the lotr films love to present gimli as the ugly, dirty, ignorantly rude comic relief when the reality is that aragorn is a sweaty, grimy, greasy-haired ranger who sleeps rough on the road and maybe bathes once a month, and legolas is a feral cat who eats dirt and sleeps in trees and threatens anyone who tries to start shit with his friends with a notched arrow to the skull regardless of the potential consequences, while gimli is a dwarf prince who actually acts the part, is well-educated and mannered, has a strong sense of honor and duty, appreciates song, poetry and other fine arts and crafts as well as food and drink, and is actually probably the cleanest member of the three hunters. anti-dwarf propaganda never sleeps.

[valtsv]

headcanon that during their time in the wild together chasing merry and pippin aragorn and legolas started behaving more and more oddly and gimli wasn’t sure whether it was because they were becoming friends so they felt they could be more like themselves around each other or if they were just fucking with him, but either way he was too afraid to ask

[valtsv]

aragorn: *crouches down* *picks up a fistful of soil and starts chewing it thoughtfully* the uruk-hai are heading east

gimli: you can tell that just from the dirt?

aragorn: what? oh no, i figured that out from these tracks here. this is just a snack.

gimli:

[valtsv]

legolas: *tears a strip of moss from one of the trees in fangorn forest and starts munching on it as they walk*

gimli, sniffling: i hate this fucking family

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[blacksalander]

Had a bit of fun designing Aasimar halos, Still a bit tame but gotta start somewhere, I think halos could evolve based on level and maybe even change colors based on mood . . . #DnD #aasimar #angel #fantasy #art #artistsoninstagram #instapainting #instadaily https://www.instagram.com/p/B8MjJN7jxxg/?igshid=aamisd4x3w9r

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[constant-diablerie]

HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM

[bloominhibiscus-deactivated2022]

FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS

[swordscomic]

Dragons in the Swords universe

[tyranion]

@yeens-human

[jones-friend]

Glorious

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[rafa-starkiller]

I don’t think I’ve ever found a more appropriate opportunity for this reaction pic

[nunyabizni]

Y'all need to look up what this dude did. He was too tired to drive on his way to a match so he let a black hitchiker drive for him, then when he got to the arena walked in with his arm around him to the boos of the crowd, which he decided to embrace and make worse by kissing the guy on the cheek. He then went whole hog into the persona hanging out in black neighborhoods, going to black bars, and getting arrested on petty charges then going to court after hiring a black lawyer paying his fine and then doing it all over again. Wrestling was not as popular and the viewing was segregated but the promoters were only selling about half capacity for the white section while the black section was sold out and people were still clamoring in to see him but they couldn’t because of segregated arenas. The owners of the arenas and the promoters eventually decided that business is business and started slowly desegregating their theatres and every time this guy showed up they were selling out all their seats, to the point where this guy and one other held the record for attendance that held until the late 80’s/early90’s.

[cookingwithroxy]

The anti-Hulk Hogan

[the-based-brit]

KING!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Absolute legend.

[everythingfox]

“Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!”

(Source)

[intj-confessions]

honestly worth the wait

[gif87a-com]

[petr1kov]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the single most Wholesome thing that the internet has ever done or that humanity has ever created

If your having a bad day, watch this animation <3

[flx-res]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[rabbittiddy]

This cleared my depression, released my anger, and blessed my day. Thank you original animator.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the world’s billionaires should be women. I think there shouldn’t be any billionaires at all.

[cranberrybogmummy]

So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yes.

[caosdth]

Why shouldn’t their be billionaires? That makes no sense.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm.  That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economies, as it reduces the amount of money in circulation. No one person, no family, could ever conceivably even SPEND a billion dollars anyway, and  it is inherently immoral to accumulate wealth so narrowly while so much of the world lives in abject poverty.  

Better then to create a wealth ceiling, a point at which all wealth over a certain point  is taxed at or very near 100% to incentivize people to actually spend their money rather than hoard it, stimulating the economy and bettering the lives of far more people. Better even still to create and regulate economic systems that protect workers and the environment in a way that such extreme levels of wealth accumulation aren’t even feasible. 

[aflawedmind]

The problem with this is that it reduces the incentive to actually do fiscally well. What’s the point of starting a business if you can’t become wealthy?

[fandomsandfeminism]

There is a very real difference between “reasonably wealthy” and A BILLIONAIRE

[twodotsknowwhy]

No one is saying you shouldn’t have a nice house, we are saying that having multiple really, really ridiculously nice houses while your employees are either homeless or at serious risk of becoming homeless is immoral.

[whenandwhereienter]

I’ll never understand why this concept is hard for people. I think it’s because they can’t actually fathom how much $1 Billion is.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Seriously.

Let’s say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.

It would take you 4,167 years to make a billion dollars.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Keep in mind then, that if you got paid $1000 an hour, 10 hours a day, five days a week, every week, all year, it would still take over 400 years to make a billion.

You want to make one billion in a human lifetime? If you made $10,000 an HOUR, 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, every week, all year, it would take you 41 years to hit a billion.

(And that’s not counting, ya know, money you spend to stay alive on food or rent or anything. )

Jeff Bezos currently has 140 billion dollars.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

$10,000 an HOUR while most of us barely making $12. Can y’all conceptualize now?

[glizzygaymer]

Will always reblog

[randomslasher]

Because this is still a difficult set of numbers for some folks to comprehend (legitimately–our brains have a hard time conceptualizing big numbers) a really good example I like to use is the difference between a million and a billion in time.

1 million seconds is approximately 11 days. 

1 billion seconds is just shy of 32 years. 

[millennialsargueback]

[hugealienpie]

Another popular one, especially in wealthier families, was that your son would “move to Europe,” and then a few months later your “niece” would move into town and live in his old bedroom.

Trans isn’t new. We just have to know how to look for it in history.

[socialistexan]

Just as a reminder: the reason we don’t see a lot of trans history is because it was actively erased. Literally.

Germany had a thriving LGBTQ community in the early 20th century, before the Nazis came around. Germans, specifically Magus Hirshfeld, literally coined the term “transsexual” and performed the first modern SRS in the 1920’s. Then the Nazis came and sent them all to camps and burned their books. One of the first major Nazi book burnings was the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft. We were purposefully erased from history.

We’ve always existed, and the people that oppose our existence need to know who they’re in company with.

[j-uwu-ish]

That library was made and most of all the research was done by a Jewish man, please do not erase that, because that’s the biggest reason the Nazis burned it down

[totebagbisexual]

hearing someone talk about their interests is the best thing ever even if i got no idea what they’re on about it’s like. this is something meaningful to u that makes u happy and u actually feel comfortable sharing it with me ….. thank u

[thenatsdorf]

Ocelot scritches.

[injuries-in-dust]

[thecarolinitiative]

russos edited her body. they made her look skinny. they even edited the bump on her elbow which makes the suit look skin tight. they really had the nerve to that. I'm so mad right now. they made her look slimmer. they really are the worst.

[fiovske]

tell me again how that women lineup money shot matters for feminism points when marvel still does shit like this

[excalipur]

😡

[gaywomen]

Kristen Stewart as Sabina Wilson in the Charlie’s Angels Official Trailer

[ekjohnston]

I literally found out this existed yesterday when Patrick Stewart RTd the trailer, and I was all “I’ll give it a shot, I guess?” and then I realized it was Elizabeth Banks, and I AM SO IN YOU GUYS IT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN.

[loopnoid]

your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈