Meh |(￣3￣)|

I'm Sarah, it's a pleasure.

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[greenoniongang]

[splinterfree]

celery tastes like this picture

[superbeans89]

Pokemon Go are doing a solid. For those stuck indoors because of coronavirus, they’re letting you buy THIRTY incenses for ONE pokecoin. Please take advantage of this incredibly valuable deal, as you can only purchase one thing of it.!

[rowrowrowthatsme]

How come pokémon go is doing more for people than the US government

[recaption]

[hplyrikz]

“I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.”

— Rudy Francisco (via hplyrikz)

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[shinystarship]

A sea of Hong Kong protesters giving way to an ambulance.

These people are not rioters.

[kanbukai]

Two millions of HKers took the street on 16 June 2019. While Police refused to let ambulances pass, protesters let them like the crossing of the Red Sea. It happened more than once.

[hydro-homies]

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

[suihasu-deactivated20200731]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEeQWJfeT/

[pickledgayswithadashofsalt]

Why did I laugh this hard.

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

@adipemdragon

this is what her room looks like on a good day

note how even the hardcovers arent safe

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

dude

[valshadowhunter]

[hustlerose]

that “fbi agent watching me through my webcam” meme was a really weird way for all of us to cope with living in a horrifying capitalist surveillance state 

[iiloffy]

[andwebegin-deactivated20200330]

I don’t like someone being so forward. Keep your distance.

[noealzii]

Cyber Seoul www.instagram.com/noealzii