your least favorite boy

any pronouns || hi im short and annoying for a living || MINOR guys dont be weird please

[redpandamemes]

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[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[butchgangle]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[bigfan1811]

A handy diagram

[tobyfoxsproskater]

The book is so fuckin funny man. Just at some meeting and the crew goes 'ohhhhh are you two not dating. Yeah we thought you were just like. Stratt's lame loser boytoy who she kept around for reasons.' and mr asexual is over here like ??????????????WHAT???????????????

[the-iliad-and-the-audacity]

Cutting out these tags for my recipe book cuz y’all are cooking in here

[iscariotism]

so urinetown the musical but if it was an anthro animated film... sure. ugh.......whatever... go my little piss animals

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[samoftheswamp]

“Because you are love.”

[starsandscars81]

“Love is love” okay but can we talk about people whose identities don’t focus on feelings for another person? Pretty please???

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[barmy-demon]

Oh Lego’s got a new set coming out how co- hello Jon. Apologies for the deception

Nah but why is that straight up just Martin

Edit: it’s on Lego ideas called highland hike

[existentialex]

“richie tozier is mike’s weird cousin from maine” okay well jackie taylor is will’s cousin from new jersey. boom

[virtualplume]

New crackship: Ryland Grace x Lyfrassir Edda what do we think guys

(platonic or romantic)

[existentialex]

rosie is the character ever actually because imagine looking for a new job after getting a divorce and the next thing you know you're babysitting your evil gay eldritch capitalist boss on top of working your desk job in the middle of the fucking apocalypse

[myrinthinks]

So I'm an archivist and a few days ago I got an email from a 15-year-old girl wanting to know if I've got any material on the only still-existing old mill in town (you've got to imagine this mill not like a quaint, stereotypical windmill the likes of which Don Quixote fought against but rather like an industrialisation-era factory).

I wrote back and asked if she needed this for a school project or for something else where there's a deadline looming, for the simple reason that the more time I have, the more in-depth I can go with my research and the more material I'll be able to get for her.

And she answered that no, it's for her personal use because she's interested in abandoned buildings in general.

And, like. What an absolutely excellent hobby for a teenage girl to have. I bet she's the coolest person in her class and I hope that no one ever gives her a hard time about her interests.

[ikealanterns-deactivated2020112]

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

[blacktabbygames]

what if you stumble into a forest world wearing a forbidden "princess" tiara and a dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy princess becomes obsessed with you