How Do I Have Followers?

Welcome! I honestly bring nothing to the table and question everyday how I have followers. Also, I got to see EXO in concert, and I cry about it every single day.

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

[chaney-kier-deactivated20200602]

i really hope that no protesters/rioters know that grabbing the bottom of a police officers riot shield and flipping it up will push the officer on his back, rendering him immobile due to the weight of his riot gear :(( that would be an awful thing to know and terrible information to spread :((((

[cartierpm-deactivated20200203]

what…the fuck…

[espicylilbaby-deactivated202001]

z-z-zaddies?

[gonetaelong-deactivated20200109]

Brandon put his entire soul into that performance

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[storybookprincess]

kiribaku texts posts bc i love these dumbasses sm

[jonzykid]

𝚃𝚎𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚊 & 𝙸𝚖𝚊𝚗.

[sleepygyal]

me: *keeps creating dramatic love scenarios at night and can’t fall asleep*

[b-random]

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

[imgayitsok]

[welcome-to-the-sinners-ball-dea]

God bless drag queens.

[videk]

I will always reblog this

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

[sonicghost]

Oh fuck yes.

[carlocomarcho]

[lestrvde-deactivated20140818]

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

[hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm]

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

[sal-reblogs-deactivated20170717]

omg, this post <3

[deathandsaints]

@genoshaisforlovers

[distressed-honking]

God bless the drag queens tbh

[starfirette]

I am forever going to reblog this 

[frzntrx]

I’m not gay, but I have to reblog this

[x-iced-coffee-x]

@ terfs, what were you saying about ‘men in dresses forcing you to have sex with them’ bc trans women and drag queens are gaurdian angels and I’m pretty sure this confirms it.

[love-hate-relationship]

This

[tiaajadeee]

Woah

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[dickplinko]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Always reblog

[dapperdragon]

wear someone ELSE’S perfume

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

y'all murder is easy to get away with if you just stop being a fucking idiot for once

[flish-looks-at-stuff]

p.s don’t use someone else’s perfume unless you’re prepared to frame them properly. use a perfume you don’t typically use and isn’t tied to your gender from a non-local store.

make sure that when you wipe down the place, you use the hands and go over everything.

bring lots of latex gloves; after 10-15 minutes the oils in your skin bleed through and you leave fingerprints.

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Reboot to share the information

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[peanutbutterandjeri]

I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie

Im glad I’m not the only one

[parks-and-rex]

[allforbts]

190214 Kehlani’s Instagram Post

@bts.bighitofficial so much love Jungkook! ☺️🧡

[parks-and-rex]

[great-tweets]

[source]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

FREE HIM

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

HE CAME BACK

[scumbagsblog]

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

[catchymemes]

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

[cosmickeyframe]

Wholesome and badass

[ambris]

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

[varinjr]

Agreed

[takaeskcor]

This is amazing!!!

[vladtheunfollower]

Monet’s Pond, Seki City, Gifu Prefecture, Japan. Credit: Hidenobu Suzuki

[lunateakarevival]

Wow it looks like an animated painting

[yeo1]

hyunah_aa Instagram update with Hyojong