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brianwilson-deactivated20161027

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

thecoolertails

thanks that was really helpful

kaijuno

sreegs

you may have heard that thing about how tech people don't trust "smart" devices etc but what you probably havent heard from people who have to code from a living is computers are really dumb. they're dumb machines that have to be told what to do by people to make them work. and the device in your hand on your desk was told what to do by thousands of different people

explodinginmyskull

The beautiful thing about programming is that you get to tell the computer exactly what to do, and it will only do what you tell it to do.

The terrifying thing about programming is that you have to tell the computer exactly what to do, and it will only do what you tell it to do.

#look into the Therac-25 if you really want to be scared #being a software engineer is wrestling with the terror after thinking the beauty would be easy to achieve

lluviagf

Urinal sculptures by Clark Sorensen

george-crowstanza

mpregcraig

popses-deactivated20160331

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

speedlimit15

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

vedurnan

the android eyerolling emoji is awesome because it barely has a dismissive look to it at all, the eyes looking directly upward and the competely straight mouth give it this appearance like it is looking up at the sky in silent anticipation. it evokes a feeling that doesn't exist in any other emoji. it reminds me of those ancient mesopotamian statues where they would portray people with huge eyes

tinfoil-gregor-samsa

you can’t find posts like this on any other website

vedurnan

you can. try here

laurelindorenan

i get kidnapped by a rich creep and he does the whole "have dinner with me wearing this specific dress (or die)" thing and i'm like okay lol let's see the dress and it turns out the dress doesn't fit me because the loser just thought he could grab any old low-cut red dress off the rack because he's a man and so i have to explain that there are very very few dresses that actually fit my weird proportions and so we take the fancy dinner to go and spend four hours dress shopping and then sometime around dress #27 i make my daring escape and he doesn't even bother to pursue me because he's so tired of shopping

unfavorableinstigation

bargain basement shit tier creep doesn't even know your measurements from watching you in his van for months, this is a red flag ladies!!! 😫❌🚨🚨🚨💅

finishercar

PLEASE for the love of god read this

rabidchild

The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.

dissemblist-deactivated20251011

The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…

evilnicegirl

this is like a clockwork orange but a girl

explodinginmyskull

My mom got me the book series as a kid because I loved the movie. I never made it past the front page.

#I still can’t read the entire front page #too much psychic damage

serethereal

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

only-tiktoks

stele3

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

jaubaius

nabi3000

langernameohnebedeutung

hogmilked

greelin

being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal

explodinginmyskull

Me in every meeting