explodingpickle

mediocre

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bipirate]

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

[neenarchive]

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

[neenarchive]

[wonderous4chan-blog]

[marvelandshit]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[digenovanicolo]

JKR: Dumbledore is the only gay character in the Harry Potter series

Devon and Alfred: 

[batbetbitbotbut]

How could you forget about:

[morganiser-deactivated20240512]

[coolyo294]

[lesbiantahani]

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[powerfulwizard]

[sluttyhozier]

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

Other ppl my age: I’m on my 2nd prime minister baccalaureate ecclesiastical Greek mythology 2.0 egg sandwich college program

Me: I didn’t die yet ??

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

answer the question grave robber

[selfmadeelf-deactivated20181218]

it’s 50 years (at least in German archaeology) but there can always be special cases and there is a lot of archaeology happening that is not focused on graves at all

[lovingexotics]

Source: here

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[tvcinemagifs]

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) dir. John Hughes

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: