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I was born in 2002, you do the math. (why do I need a description, can't I just be blank without getting auto blocked? smh)

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[the-thread-of-the-infinite]

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

[death-of-the-endless]

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

[death-of-the-endless]

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

[knottahooker]

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

[adamskiiii]

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

[writing-prompt-s]

I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

[miscellaneousmao]

Made another mini cake and it turned out to be an...Eevee! Caught in a hand painted Poké Ball lunchbox for an extra delivery of cuteness ❤️

[miscellaneousmao]

Made some Eevee chocolate truffles, complete with fluffy tails and little toes! 🤎 Filled with cappuccino white chocolate ganache, just because I like nicknaming my Eevees after foamy coffee drinks ☕

Bonus throwback to my first Eevee truffles from August 2018! Time really flies 🤗

[miscellaneousmao]

Clodsire coffee jelly with a little surprise on top! ☕🍒

Felt like they were missing something so I added a Cheri Berry at the end - immediately made me laugh, look at my boy 😭 Hopefully Saiki K. would be proud.

[barusoons]

A long day in the liminal pool space

[themetalhiro]

take care of your first mate.

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[ssv-raven]

Reading in 2026

[dovewithscales]

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[cheschesterpossum]

Please please please please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[r-aindr0p]

Get ratatouill'd, burger boy

[hero-of-our-memory]

Thank you so much for your feedback! I didn't expect my art to be appreciated by so many people. A big thank you to everyone!!!

And here’s my second art here. It was created for the theme of Mermay 2025 - Serenity.

[nynyu92]

Some little jokes/stories :3

Cause sometimes, just drawing meme with the boys or short comics is always fun :3

bed meme. A HC I have, is that Leona sleeps in weird position and is very noisy (ok this part is canon and since Crowley's vignette, I can help to think of Leona this way x) (for those who don't have his card, he was doing a speech and got bothered by Leona's snoring. So, yep :3).

But I like to think he sleeps in random positions, like cats.

more tsum!

i really like the last panel on this one :3

i forgot this line and it's just SO CUTE I had to draw something about it :3.

Jack being Leona's fanboy will always be my favorite trope of the game :3.

Again inspired by the very well now meme. Ruggie always makes fun in Leona's face (opposing to Jack who often criticizes behind his back), I like to think he'd chose to make fun of Leona above all x).

[violenteconomics]

during a sleepover at ramshackle dorm, the freshmen decide to look around and see if they can dig up something one of the past residents might've left behind.

they end up finding a journal left 50 years ago by a former pomefiore student, who was obsessed with knowing what people thought of him, and so invented a curse that would give him an injury everytime someone insulted him. unfortunately, he also laced his journal with this curse as well to get back at anybody who was trying to snoop through his things, making the freshmen the next victims.

it'd be bad enough in regular high-school; it's even worse in night raven college.

ace and deuce never noticed how many insults they wind up taking from their upperclassmen. the worst part is that they know they don't mean to be cruel-- but everytime cater or riddle implies that deuce is stupid, or riddle takes everything ace does as immature or short-sighted, or trey lets this happen without a word, ace and deuce wince as their windpipes close up and invisible hands strangle the air out of them. it's all they can do to hide the fact that they can't breathe anymore as they stand in front of their housewarden.

jack knows leona, ruggie, and the rest of savanaclaw aren't exactly the nicest to him, thinking he's too idealistic or too ambitious. but it's a little different when every single slight causes his mouth to fill with blood, as if one of his fangs have been ripped out. he spends more time in the bathrooms, buying cleaning supplies to clean up the blood, trying to decide if he should start wearing a face mask, and figuring out how to hide this than he does pretty much anything else now.

epel braces himself for what's to come when he goes back to pomefiore. he knows vil means well in his criticism, but that's a lot harder to remember when every single instance of vil insulting his way of speaking, his hair, his handwriting, his walk, the things he likes to eat, the things he likes to do, and the things he cares about is met with crippling headaches, dizzy spells, and stomach pain, almost like he were poisoned. but he's been drilled in the art of being perfect even when he's in pain, so he just smiles, stands up straight, and bares it everytime.

ortho gets off... relatively easy. idia would rather delete all of his save files on all of his consoles than knowingly insult his younger brother. but sometimes, when idia ignores ortho advice or when idia is visibly uncomfortable with ortho desires, ortho swears he can feel his cooling fans shut off and his cpu begin to burn.

sebek won't say he has it bad, but he won't say that this scenario is ideal, either. he already knows lilia, malleus, and even sometimes silver look down on him and don't take him seriously; but it's a completely different thing for it to be forever engraved onto his skin in the form of lichtenberg scars crawling up his arms. he makes doubly sure never to wear short sleeves and not go anywhere without gloves.

yuu already knew being a magicless prefect who was basically the headmage's lapdog was doing them no favors in the pr department, but they never truly recognized how much they were putting up with until their skin begins to literally splinter and crack whenever somebody says "magicless prefect" like it's some kind of slur.

the first-years do their best to hide their injuries as much as is possible with their limited resources. they pull together their allowances to buy cleaning supplies and medication. they cover for each other whenever somebody needs to step out of the room to hide their winces and muffled cries of pain. they do their best to support each other and look for a cure without alerting their upperclassmen.

(the absolute last thing they want is to seem weak in front of people they respect and want to be respected by so much.)

[toffy-up]

He needs an emotional support pet

[thefox-i]

The Housewarden swap is back!

Last time we had Azul in Savanaclaw, so this time I BRING YOU IDIA IN SCARABIA!!!!

Oh boy, what to say. I mean I think we all know Idia would SUFFEERRRRR in Scarabia. The heat? Would kill him. The extroverted students? Would kill him. All the attempts on Kalim's life which would now accidentally happen to him? Well they won't kill him with Jamil at his side at least.

But everything in this dorm is built against him, so he just has to do with what he has. So of course he builds a high security system for himself. That way he can stay closed up in his room without Jamil having to keep an eye on him all the time.

Still, all of this was way too much socializing for him. But once he goes back to his own dorm, Ortho congratulates him on getting out of his comfort zone! :D

Jamil was kinda fed up with Idia at first, but honestly the introvert grew on him.

(Yeah Idia has a pear phone)

Part 1 : Leona in Diasomnia

Part 2: Kalim in Octavinelle!

Today marks the halfway point!!! We've only got 3 more housewardens to go!! >:D

Also yipee keychains are back in stock!! :D (I need to make the rest of the characters aghhhh)