[kaelio]

[dollfat]

[piesa2]

[malwarewolf404]

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

it is moral to git gud

[is-this-url-ok]

[truntechgodhead]

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

[truntechgodhead]

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

[cosmic-aria]

s͡҉͚͓͚͇̱̫͙́c̴̱̥̪̘̮̀r̸̵̨̺̝̹͈̗̠̬̟͉̹̬͇͖͙͕͎̜͉á̦͎͉̫̗͔̝̲͔͢͢͞p̶̢̭͍͈͍̻͇̬͓̮̙͉̪̻̰͉̪̻̗͡p̸̴̸̢̰̪̥͍̩̦̱̱̦͓͙͇͎̤͕̳y̧̠̟̟̟̤̗̲͚̙̪̮̺̱̯͔̱̗͘͠ ̷̥͉̰͔̩̤̯͕̲̩̦̝̦̬̙̲̜̣̥́͝d͏̧͝͏̰͓̜ͅo͕̣͎͚̫̟͎̕ò̴̥̦͙̟̹̦̣͙͇̞͖̘̺͙͜

[asmodeanmelancholia]

[theocseason4]

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

[iseeme]

[dearpercocet]

Blue lives that matter

Sonic

The blue man group

Tobias in arrested development

The genie from Aladdin

Papa smurf

Blue by Eiffel 65

Megamind

Blues clues

Stitch

Cookie Monster

Blue lives that don’t matter

The police

Violet Beauregard

Those dudes from Rick n Morty

Twitter bird

[sandandglass]

[jennifersbod]

Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks

[twilightadd-ons]

[keybladesoras]

The Mandalorian

[franzkafkagf]

baby yoda: goo goo ga ga

the mandalorian, immediately:

[unicornships]

Compilation of all the times Toph called Aang his best nickname ever, in chronological order. Sorry Aang, you’ll forever be known as Twinkle Toes.

[aussieidol-deactivated20150903]

[perfectday1972]

the tesseract in the first avenger: burns through the floor

the tesseract in the avengers: needs to be held by intergalactic salad tongs

the tesseract in captain marvel: totally cool chilling in a fonzie lunchbox

[sokkable]

sokka: wHeRe ArE tHe MeN wHo CaPtUrEd Us???????

kyoshi warriors: um we were the ones who captured you

sokka:

[stormbornstargaryen-deactivated]

[ohshit-personified]

This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary

[fuselii]

today i learnt that king tutankhamun made sure that he had a condom with him in his next life. i never want to hear a dude say he didn’t have the time to be prepared or didn’t remember to buy condoms. if king tut had the common decency of making sure someone put a condom in his resting place alongside one of the biggest treasures ever so he could practice safe sex in the afterlife no present day dude has an excuse for not wearing condoms.

[marzipanandminutiae]

here it is

it’s made of animal intestine

and they know it was his because they found residue inside that they were able to DNA-match to him

yes, that kind of residue

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

My mans Tutankhamun was already busting a nut when Osiris was measuring his soul to go see his ol man Ra like imagine having such guts.

When will your fave ever?

[basedpotatochip]

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[discipleofpuck]

marriage is fucked up

[lordticklefish-deactivated20201]

Evil Spirit: FUCK, THERE’S 8 WOMEN ALL WEARING THE SAME COLORED DRESS AND ONE IN WHITE, FUCKING WHICH ONE IS THE DAMN BRIDE?! DAMN IT, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT OF HERE

actually originally the bride and all the bridesmaids wore the exact same dress and veiled their faces heavily. Which one was exactly the bride wasn’t revealed until the very last minute.

[imaginarykangaroohorns]

I love this so much Groom’s bff: bro id die for u and ur wife Bride’s bff: lets confuse the fuck out of these spirits

[rap--skullion]

“If anyone should have any reason why these two should not be wed they must first defeat the Best Man in single combat.”