wakinge up bright & eorly to get started on my day of crime
how did your day of crime go, cat?
im under federoul indictment
currentlé plottinge my escape from gaol ...
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jules of Nature

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Kaledo Art
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wakinge up bright & eorly to get started on my day of crime
how did your day of crime go, cat?
im under federoul indictment
currentlé plottinge my escape from gaol ...
ghost hunting is such an american concept. everywhere else we just coexist with them. befriend them even
our flag means death potc au i know it sounds ridiculous but hear me out. ed is will turner stede is elizabeth swann; zheng yi sao stands in for jack sparrow but is otherwise 100% herself; izzy is a blend of davy jones and barbossa. the crew is exactly the same except maybe they turn into skeletons in the moonlight. the british is still the british
the ed turning into davy jones to save his life thing would end up being such a non issue bc stede would immediately go "ok" and sell his soul to the dutchman
Funniest character creation of all time goes to when the first co-creator of Kim Possible said "Kim Possible. She can do anything." out loud in an elevator and the second one immediately replied with "Ron Stoppable. He can't."
Disney paired up two of their most successful content developers and ordered them to craft a story that would be interesting to an ambitiously diverse age group
and the result was these two guys turning around and inventing girlboss x malewife in 2002
and they were just correct though
omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
it's always "take off the amulet it's cursed" and "cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul" and never "woah cool amulet where did you get it" or "i like your amulet it looks nice on you"
But it always ends in a massacre and then the wrong people get hurt.
Our Flag Means Death | 2.03 - "The Innkeeper"
zheng really was like i can't have straight men on this ship you lot are ok tho
This scene added 10 years to my life span
Bonus:
the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it
Henry David Thoreau having all of his meals sent to him and laundry done while patting himself on the back for being such a back-to-the-land individualist: #simpleliving #aesthetic #waldenpond #cottagecore
THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out
I said what I said!
well damn, kudos to whoever it was that broke the curse and finally released his mortal soul from this realm then
parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019 -) | 5.10 Exit Interview