F Is Obsessed

hi I'm F , my asks are open for hc and fanfic requests for ikerev, genshin impact and black butler! I use any and all pronouns. btw this is my second account after I accidentally uninstalled tumblr. Mostly wholesome, might be some 18+ works.

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Would anyone be interested in seeing art posts?

I’m thinking of using this blog not only for writing but also as a place to store my art progress. Would any of you be interested in that kind of content?

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“All apologies”

Warnings: mentions of alcohol, sexual implications, slightly mean! Kaeya, angst and comfort

Do not read unless you are comfortable with any of the above topics or mentions.

It was a Saturday night when you came home from the tavern. That evening, just a while earlier, you found that kaeya, who’d promised to get over his drinking habits had yet again gotten his usual wine at the angel’s share. You, furious and frustrated, stormed off to your home and started to pack to stay at the goth grand hotel.

“Dear? What on earth are you doing?” Your lover cooed as you were about to leave.

“Until you keep your promises and start treating me like someone you care about, I’m leaving. I’m fed up of your drinking habits leaving us both sick.”

“I guess things will end the same as they always go then- you, desperate for my love, attention and my dick, will come running back apologising and begging for me to let you come back... truly quite pathetic.” He said in a harsh yet flirtatious and sensual manner. One that left you conflicted on whether to stay or not.

“I- kaeya, you-“ you tried to reply but your mouth couldn’t get out more than a few morsels of words.

“Well then? Come back to our room and I’ll make it up to you” he replied before leading you two away to your bedroom.

As the two of you finally found yourselves upstairs he threw his arms around you as you finally broke into a sob.

“Why do you do this to me?! Fuck- fuck you!” You spat your words with an edge of venom and malice.

“I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry...”

“I love you, I just really fucking hate what you did...”

He drew you in even closer, bringing your face to the crook of his neck before kissing your head, apologising deeply. He wanted you to know that he really didn’t mean to, that he got carried away and that he didn’t mean any hatred towards you.

“Dear, please- can you forgive me?” He started to tear up too- you could hear it in his choked voice.

“I forgive you, but please try not to do that... for both of us.” You replied before kissing him softly. It was a kiss that meant a new start, a calm yet sorrowful one.

He kissed your forehead in a caring and heartfelt manner before you both dozed off, you held close to his chest, your legs entangled.

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Btw this is not proof read nor is it a serious piece of writing ( pls don’t judge me)

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“All apologies”

Warnings: mentions of alcohol, sexual implications, slightly mean! Kaeya, angst and comfort

Do not read unless you are comfortable with any of the above topics or mentions.

It was a Saturday night when you came home from the tavern. That evening, just a while earlier, you found that kaeya, who’d promised to get over his drinking habits had yet again gotten his usual wine at the angel’s share. You, furious and frustrated, stormed off to your home and started to pack to stay at the goth grand hotel.

“Dear? What on earth are you doing?” Your lover cooed as you were about to leave.

“Until you keep your promises and start treating me like someone you care about, I’m leaving. I’m fed up of your drinking habits leaving us both sick.”

“I guess things will end the same as they always go then- you, desperate for my love, attention and my dick, will come running back apologising and begging for me to let you come back... truly quite pathetic.” He said in a harsh yet flirtatious and sensual manner. One that left you conflicted on whether to stay or not.

“I- kaeya, you-“ you tried to reply but your mouth couldn’t get out more than a few morsels of words.

“Well then? Come back to our room and I’ll make it up to you” he replied before leading you two away to your bedroom.

As the two of you finally found yourselves upstairs he threw his arms around you as you finally broke into a sob.

“Why do you do this to me?! Fuck- fuck you!” You spat your words with an edge of venom and malice.

“I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry...”

“I love you, I just really fucking hate what you did...”

He drew you in even closer, bringing your face to the crook of his neck before kissing your head, apologising deeply. He wanted you to know that he really didn’t mean to, that he got carried away and that he didn’t mean any hatred towards you.

“Dear, please- can you forgive me?” He started to tear up too- you could hear it in his choked voice.

“I forgive you, but please try not to do that... for both of us.” You replied before kissing him softly. It was a kiss that meant a new start, a calm yet sorrowful one.

He kissed your forehead in a caring and heartfelt manner before you both dozed off, you held close to his chest, your legs entangled.

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My first impressions of the ikerev army boys

Red army:

Lancelot- I saw this guy and immediately thought to myself "Oh heck no". To be honest, I think that says enough about what I think of him.

Jonah- I thought that he was pretty and honestly if he wasn't so snobby in the prologue I would have played his route first. Luckily I know that he isn't completely like that so I might play his route after Fenrir's.

Edgar- he looks like the type of guy to get away with a murder. Super creeped out but also intrigued because he seems really interesting and secretive.

Kyle- I saw him and just could not get over how cute he was. Like, he just seemed so adorable and I can't wait to play his route.

Zero- The first thing I saw was his tattoo and I was kinda attracted to him. He seemed like he was really kind hearted but just shy. Usually guys like this aren't my type but he stood out pretty well. Love him.

Black army:

Ray- he seemed like a cat guy when I first saw him in the prologue and honestly, I'm surprised I could tell so early on. Haven't played his route yet but I watched a few videos of the route mainly because I wanted to see if he was, in fact, a cat person.

Sirius- "DAMN, CYBIRD HOW DID YOU MAKE SOMEONE THIS HOT-" Loved him. The piercings, the hair, the eyes, EVERYTHING. Ended up playing his route first and I adored it. Love him so much, wish he were real honestly because I would marry him. His personality is just so hot and you can see that at the beginning.

Luka- Awwww. He was so cute. I didn't want to play his route tbh because I dont want to date him. But he's really cute and I thought that hes a lot like a shy older sibling.

Seth- Big sister energy. 100%. Also, his hair looks like something that could be in a shampoo commercial.

Fenrir- "Yes, you're hot but really, I'm unsure about you. Might play your route, who knows." I'm currently playing his route. I like him a lot, but still not as much as Sirius.

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FINALLY

after ages of trying to sort out my emails and having to reset my password on tumblr MULTIPLE times, I am finally back and ready to stop procrastinating and make fanfics.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice

[1001aus]

Printers, like any creature, are the products of their environment. Enterprise printers can be difficult to handle due to bad management and if your personal printer is giving you problems it may just need enrichment. Try printing some things to give it exercise. If your printing needs aren’t enough to keep a printer at home you can go to a printer sanctuary, which can often be found at local libraries.

[sztefa001]

As someone who works with 9 printers (including 2 plotters for big prints) I can confirm that with good care they can work really well and what usually seems to be their misbehavior is usually our own (or our computer’s) fault. Lemme get some examples of the things you shouldn’t be angry at your copier/printer for (tl;dr at the end):

Keep reading

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For all your printer care & handling needs!

[captain-nicnac]

Maybe controversial but I don’t think printers should have been domesticated in the first place :/ kinda inhumane

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Printers require lots of care and exercise! Always research before you get one, otherwise it may not get the proper care and attention.

[thebootydiaries]

tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross

me: same

tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world

me: same

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I have never read something so relatable before.

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: horseshoe crab appreciation

Hi, yes, hello. This is a horseshoe crab appreciation post. Have some horseshoe crabs. Why? We just think they’re neat. And so do you, apparently.

@its-a-beautful-day: 

@infinitebrians:

@arthur-bn​:

@xiphosuras:

@creaturebuilder:

@meeks-just-wants-to-scroll​:

@lil-tachyon​:

@watermelon-sheriff​:

@surferofrowdybliss:

@hoot-alex​:

@thisdastampdoesnotexist​:

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Horseshoe crabs are actually so cute!

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It's been a while since I made some headcanons, etc. for ikerev so I present to you: Ikerev suitors with a lactose intolerant mc who still consumes dairy because she loves cheese/milk/ice cream too much to give it up.

Black army:

Ray- when he first heard that you were lactose intolerant and still ate dairy he honestly thought you were joking. When he realised you were telling the truth then he immediately was confused. "But doesn't eating dairy hurt you?"

"Ice cream brings my taste buds the greatest joy imaginable."

Sirius- Lectures you after learning about how you still eat dairy. He's not mad though, just dissapointed. Will cuddle you if you're in pain- he will get worried though because you shouldn't be eating dairy.

Luka- poor boi is so confused when you first start complaining about your stomach pains and is super concerned. You told him after that you're lactose intolerant and now he tries to make dairy free meals and desserts more often but will be sad when he catches you eating ice cream or cheese at a party or restaurant.

Red army:

Jonah- goes bat shit crazy when he finds out that you ate some cheese fondue at a party. Yes, he is annoyed. And yes, he is mad, not dissapointed. Huffs when you say hi to him for the whole day until you confront him and just tell him the truth.

"I can't help how good cheese tastes."

"Fine. Just try not to eat too much."

Kyle- this guy is 100% gonna force you to cut dairy out from your diet. That is, if there aren't any lactase enzyme pills in Cradle, in which case he will give them to you ASAP. He will sigh when you forget to take them before eating some ice cream but won't yell or anything. He'll just remind you to take them next time and express his concerns.

I'll do the cradle citizens in part 2!

Also you may or may not be wondering why I decided to do these headcanons, and to be honest with you all, I am lactose intolerant and I can't be bothered to stop eating my ice cream and cheese. Plus, tumblr didn't have any headcanons for a lactose intolerant main character so I wanted to make sure that we felt included. Please note that this is in no way meant to glamourise food intolerances, only portray how I think that these characters would react to a food intolerance.

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Happy birthday Sirius!

I would let him impale me and I would apologise.

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I THINK IVE CRACKED ADULT!OLIVER'S HEIGHT

SO I WAS GOING THROUGH CHAPTER 14 OF OLIVER'S ROUTE AND THE SCENE WHERE OLIVER PULLS OUT HIS PISTOL COMES UP AND I COMPARED LANCELOTS HEIGHT TO OLIVER'S BECAUSE THEY APPEAR RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND *huff*

I can conclude that since Lancelot is 6 feet tall when you compare that to adult! Oliver then Oliver would be around 5'11 or 180 cm.

If you dont believe me then ill give you an image here

Oliver here is slightly shorter than Lancelot.

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Seth really said indecisive 💅

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Ikerev headcanons, black army edition.

Ray:

When he finds a cat that's lost he is determined to find the owner no matter what.

He likes to scare Fenrir on his birthday or Halloween just for funsies by putting a sheet over his head, sneaking into Fenrirs room and tapping him on the shoulder pretending to be a ghost.

Sirius:

He gets sent Happy Father's Day cards from Lancelot and Fenrir.

He has trained chutney to do fun tricks like sitting down, jumping and reaching upwards and it's ADORABLE.

Luka:

He keeps a journal in his room about what he's cooked every day.

He hates Jonah so much that he'll do anything to make him go away. If Jonah says he hates dark chocolate, he will send Jonah dark chocolate. Jonah doesn't like green? He's dying his hair green.

Seth:

This guy 100% buys expensive shampoo and conditioner and will only let you and luka get within a 5 metre radius of it.

He likes to play around with different hairstyles in the morning but because he needs something practical he ends up putting it in it's usual low ponytail.

Fenrir:

When he picks out father's day cards for sirius, he chooses ones specifically with the word 'old' in them.

He hates being pranked by Ray every Halloween and will try to lock himself in his room as soon as the sun starts to set.