pop the culture, iconography

mercy or mercedes any pronouns carrd

[skittlespizza]

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[fishonthetree]

I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[innerchildabortionclinic]

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

There’s something so uniquely terrifying about memory issues. I feel like my self is slipping away from me.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.

It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Hey, reblog this version instead, please!

[justsomeguycore]

starting to think some of us are too good at “do it alone”. maybe we should try “do it with someone we’re not already 100% sure we’d be really great friends with just to build a potential towards that friendship”

[maxxie-or-smth]

my future is tomorrow i'm scared

[were--ralph]

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

[were--ralph]

literally just go be anemic like idgi

[cobalt-jess]

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

[were--ralph]

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

[cobalt-jess]

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

[were--ralph]

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

[whoreiorcats]

gemdev but the thing is is that devon always had financial security in mind when settling down and gemma's career was always going to be professorship. she makes enough to provide for herself, but not enough to comfortably support an entire family on her own. the reality is that, even if mark hadn't been in the picture, devon wouldn't have seriously considered her, even if gemma had been serious about her. AND if she had chosen gemma, devon would be dissatisfied with the life she didn't want for herself, either working or living frugally.

devon's materialism is one of the most interesting things about her. lets all stop sanding her rough edges down and incorporate this into how we talk about her character.

[c0smicjellyfish]

Gemma Scout, cheat on your husband with his hot bi sister and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[pelorsdyke]

I’m still thinking about how it’s devon that connects the dots and believes so deeply that gemma is alive. that ricken and mark (for different reasons) in that moment tell her no, no, it was about the baby, and devon says no it’s gemma. I know it. and she’s right.

[saltsnecked]

did your sheets smell like her for weeks afterwards?