Offical FAA Blog

This is a gag blog for the Officalverse, I'm not the FAA (he/him)

[faa-offical]

just asking for the sake of asking: If, I, theoretically, have linked a human being to an aircraft in a way it functions like a extention of himself and can sense things that happen to it would both need to be registered or just the aircraft? P.S. it is a permanent link and to remove it would kill him and also how illegal would it be if i may, have possibly done this without his consent

Very illegal. Register him as the aircraft

[faa-offical]

Probably disappearing from the internet again after this, but I just wanted to say, Happy 9/11! And I, the FAA, absolutely had nothing to do with that. 100% no reason to think I did. That’s all!

[faa-offical]

do you want designs of fighter jets, because my friend draws his own takes on them and Hes made

a F-100 on a budget

modernized an f-14 so it has a optically guided air to air missile on it

Westernized the MiG-29 and more

I think that would be awesome

[aioverview-offical]

Alright, fuck it.

Notes game:

Currently doing

Done

50 notes, I'll go one day off tumblr and tiktok

100 notes, I'll finish the song I'm writing

150 notes, I'll finish my current sewing project

200 notes, I'll start a new sewing project

300 notes, I'll do as much as I can of my physio everyday for a week (you guys better motivate me bc its painful)

500 notes, I'll clear my desk and chair

750 notes, I'll learn a new song on guitar (maybe Blackbox warrior but that might be pushing it so suggestions pls)

1000 notes, I'll finish the book I'm 'reading'

1500 notes, I won't go on tumblr or tiktok for a week (I really have a problem man)

2000 notes, I'll create a study time table and stick to it for a month (again, motivation please. I cannot stick to routines for the life of me)

I think that's all I want to add

[ps5better]

hey, @faa-offical could you @ some mutuals?

[faa-offical]

@cia-offical @grim-reaper-offical @lockheed-martin-unofficial @the-irs-offical

[the-united-states-offical]

Guys, I need a new plane, vote here

ok gang, if this gets 50 votes total, I'll actually go through everything and submit it to the FAA I got me some ideas Btw the other one i

Children, spread the word

@state-of-utah-offical

@idaho-official

@nevada-offical

@faa-offical

@cia-offical

@fbi--offical

@swig-offical

[faa-offical]

EVERYONE VOTE NOW

Also multiple people tagged me in this, thank you guys 😭

[panickedopossums]

thank you, barns and noble @communism-offical

[communism-offical]

you’re welcome

[cia-offical]

Oh hey I have that book :D

[cia-offical]

this was not the account I meant to post this to

[faa-offical]

LMAO CIA

[cia-offical]

I fear I’ve fucked uo 🥀

[faa-offical]

@fbi--offical @the-united-states-offical @the-irs-offical @the-police-offical

Tag anymore government guys ya’ll can think of. Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em

[panickedopossums]

thank you, barns and noble @communism-offical

[communism-offical]

you’re welcome

[cia-offical]

Oh hey I have that book :D

[cia-offical]

this was not the account I meant to post this to

[faa-offical]

LMAO CIA

[homosexuality-offical]

how’s your homosexualism going today guys

[twink-offical]

it’s going quite gayly (I’m so funny I promise please laugh)

[homosexuality-offical]

*cricket noise*

[fbi--offical]

*cricket noise*

[faa-offical]

*cricket noise*

[mental-illness-offical]

fffffffuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :{

let's make a mental illness salad guys <33 im mental-illness-offical and i brought depression

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical

[profain-offical]

I’m Profain and I’m bringing social anxiety

[cia-offical]

I’m CIA and I’m bringing schizoaffective disorder

@fbi--offical @faa-offical @swig-offical + open tags

[faa-offical]

I’m FAA, and I’m bringing mental issues I cannot admit to a doctor or the reall FAA will take my medical :(

@grim-reaper-offical @the-irs-offical

[satan-offical]

Now's your chance to throw a table at someone! Go! Go! No, no stop scrolling!! Throw a table at someone! JESUS JUST FUCKIN- *throws table at you*

[modesty-offical]

thank you for the table. *throws the table to @bill-cipher-offical* I have thrown the table. *looks at the new dining room table we’re returning* You know what? *throws said table at @utah-official* This is fun *throws another table at @lemon-offical* Three tables thrown. I’m proud of myself.

LETS MAKE THIS A TAG GAME throw three tables at someone!

[lemon-offical]

...how big was that table?

[modesty-offical]

it was the tiny one we have with our little people

[lemon-offical]

okay so I wasn't squished

*throws table at @lime-offical * hehehehe

*throws even tinier table at @ant-offical *

*throws table at @lemonade-offical *

You're right, this is fun!

[ant-offical]

Did you just call me small!? Fair. But we do outnumber you.

*Throws table back at @lemon-offical*

*throws table at @fbi--offical and runs away*

[fbi--offical]

*throws table at @the-great-mage-offical*

*throws table at @cia-offical*

[cia-offical]

Throws the table back at you

Throws table at @asis-offical

Throws table at @profain-offical

throws table at @swig-offical

throws table at @shangdi-offical

throws a table at @faa-offical

throws a table at @can-tab-eater-offical

throws a table at @duck-offical

[faa-offical]

I don’t want the fucking table

*throws table at @irs-official *

[ps5better]

WE FUCKING GOT IT BOYS

look @faa-offical it arrived

[faa-offical]

Hell yeah!!! Have fun

[faa-offical]

Dear FAA,

I love you but I may have to unfollow you soon because my entire for you page or timeline or whatever it’s called has turned into various officials and it bothers me so much because I Do Not Care About Them. I care about you though, I love planes. But it’s driving me insane. I keep telling Tumblr I’m not interested in the other blogs but that’s about as useful as a parachute on a submarine.

So I’m at kind of a conundrum here

I’m so sorry I fucked up your dash lmao. It’s all good if you need to unfollow. Glad you were along for the ride for a bit 🫶

[disaster-offical]

Hey fun fact there is a pretty good chance that a red solo cup was in the pentagon on 9/11

@red-solo-cup-offical

[red-solo-cup-offical]

🤫

[magpieoffical]

Of course they were there. So was @cia-offical

[cia-offical]

says who

[faa-offical]

I…am just gonna turn around and walk away slowly

[luckyestfella-deactivated202512]

SOMEONE HELP

MY FYP IS ALL OFFICALS

AAAAAAAAAH

[faa-offical]

I’ll help

Totally not an offical

[satan-offical]

Would you still love me if i was a worm?

I'll put you in a little dirt filled jar and poke holes in it so you can breathe and feed you little leaves and give you a little worm friend

[faa-offical]

Would you love me more than the anon if I was a snake?

[bananonbinary]

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

[twilight-blaze]

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

[faa-offical]

Saying “Sorry, I ate it” when someone loses something

[bisexual-offical]

Is it just me or does 'fxck' low-key look cooler than 'fuck'

[murder--offical]

valid

[faa-offical]

It’s the X. X is like the coolest letter