panickedopossums

simply here to exist

[panickedopossums]

once again thinking about tim drake. never not thinking about tim drake. someone help me i love tim drake to an unhealthy degree.

[panickedopossums]

oh to be an successful actor

[panickedopossums]

was about to make fun of the whole 'why aren't you holding my hand' insta/tiktok trend and then had a friend do it to me and I fucking folded. yup okay I see why it works now oml. never balanced shit harder

[fuwaprince]

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[dianorayopi]

Talon takes advantage of the fact that his little owl is still small to take him flying on top of him on the rooftops, at least that's what he tells the clueless Timmy, because he will always be able to carry him.

[milksickle-art]

[nyandarin]

Dick: look dami, think of tim like... remember how a few months ago you rescued this injured opossum? try to think of tim like that opossum

Damian: you mean the one that we found in the garbage bin that had rabies, was malnourished and had to get his left hind leg amputated?

Jason: and was fucking ugly and stank

Dick: shut up jason yes! it was super cute, remember?

Damian: if you're trying to use my weakness for small abandoned ungainly animals against me—which is not a weakness—then you're wrong, for nothing about drake even remotely resembles a—

Tim: (digging through the kitchen's trash) has anyone seen my leftover muffins? they were only 2 weeks old, they were perfectly fine

Damian: stares at him in silence

Damian: starts to very subtly tear up

Jason: wheezes

[weirdnotal]

Headcannon: when Tim first started as Robin Batman needed a lot of help staying grounded in the moment, which usually means talking if you can't use touch, and they can't really talk abt personal stuff so Tim just started infodumping abt anything he's lately been obsessed with or just random facts over the comms and Bruce grew to love this more and more over time.

Tim (arguing to himself abt his what is favorite dinosaur over the comms): -and then there is the Gallimimus which while sounds co-

Jason: could someone PLEASE make him stop?

Comms:

Bruce: *grunts* I like it.... so the Gallimimus?

Tim: you were LISTENING?????

[notyournoma]

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[panickedopossums]

i am so tired. if there is a god why am i so exhausted? what did i do to deserve being this tired?

[loop-drawz]

Done!

[several-mice]

print inspired by queer online friendships

[heartbeatemoji]

this is soooooooo funny

[melonlthawne]

“hi son and his two boyfriends who are banned from coming into this house. alfred get the broom.”

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

I think the clones are such an interesting concept, but not for the reason you think.

Yes, I love giving Tim and Kon or the yjpolycule a baby.

But I think it's interesting if that situation turned so many people off from Tim.

He becomes essentially excommunicated from the justice league. Superman in a way now views him similar Lex.

Even Jason is a little judgy about his choices.

Cassie Sandsmark herself couldn't quite hide her horror.

You know who didn't give a rats ass.

Connor Kent, Bart Allen, and Dick Grayson because at no point in time did they ever think Tim Drake was not off his fucking rocker.

Yes Dick didn't love that his baby bird was so upset but this means nothing he loves that's kids supervillain tendencies and he would make much better clones than Lex ever could.

Kon and Bart know exactly how creepy the love of their life is.

Tim: When you guys where dead I did something, really bad, I know you might never-

Bart: Are we going evil already?

Kon: How many people did you murder,I'm not gonna insult you by assuming you didn't hide the bodies well.

Tim: No we're not going evil and technically I have them enough time if they died it's there fault anyway-

Dick: Ohh is Tim kicking off his villain arc?

Tim: Dick what the fuck are you doing here

Dick: I made myself a key what if I have a nightmare and can't make sure your breathing,Tim don't be silly.

Kon: Thank god I can listen to his heartbeat I don't know how you do it.

Dick: I have cameras and vital trackers in each of his limbs but what if they glitch out you know?

Bart: Makes perfect sense I just come cuddle, but super speed makes it easy.

Tim: Hello I'm still talking?!?!

Dick: Oh course baby bird-

Kon: I'm listening Sunshine-

Bart: Present Rob-

Tim: I tried to clone you both 99 times

Kon:

Bart:

Dick:

Kon: Ok that it?

Bart: Awesome when do I meet another me?

Dick: Oh I already knew this I'm gonna go steal your Gatorade's

Tim: that's it? No ones mad and why did you even tell me if your already chugging it?

Kon: Sunlight this doesn't even make top ten

Bart: Sooo do I get to meet other me?

Tim: I didn't succeed, clearly

Kon and Bart: Oh no sweetheart that's horrible come cuddle

Dick: I'm sure it was the shitty cloning chambers newer ones would have been better

Kon: exactly your mind is perfect

Tim: All three of your are absolutely insane! I love you guys so much

Kon, Dick and Bart: We love you too

Jason and Bruce standing on the roof listening

Jason: Are you hearing this Bruce?

Bruce: Dick is correct those must have been faulty, Tim is too good for Lex Luthors tech, Wayne Enterpirses will start making our own

Jason: We are having different conversations

Bruce: Your a genius Jason then I can have grandbabies!!

Jason: This family is why I murder people.

[panickedopossums]

someone tell me to lock in I would like to sleep within the next hour