Idk What Im Doing

They/them I read tumblr posts on Pinterest as a kid

[skelemi]

Those two

[rihwooby]

Any sort of fandom moral discourse is infinitely funnier when you've watched rvb

[rihwooby]

One of the protagonists in rvb was told to shoot one of his teammates by his Sargent and he just did it

This character is very popular and generally considered to be a good person

[rihwooby]

I think the funniest part of this was when he got finished fighting the protagonists and immediately stole the identity of one of their leaders, and that was his redemption arc

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[mollyjames]

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

[prince-says-lay-her]

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[theropoda]

children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive

[captainlordauditor]

There’s a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying “it is superior to all other cats”. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[map9810-blog]

[enodiamoon]

[kropotkindersurprise]

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

[eggwithalotofg]

IM FINALLY FREE

[kropotkindersurprise]

egg?!

[eggwithalotofg]

Egg

[kropotkindersurprise]

I've been worried about you, egg 😔

[eggwithalotofg]

do not fear i have joined with my fellows in eggtopia

[kropotkindersurprise]

I hope one day you can come back and visit me, egg. I miss you 😔

[eggwithalotofg]

nah i aint ever coming back; you tried to eat me

[kropotkindersurprise]

that does seem rude in hindsight

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[iftadwascool]

average Star Wars fans

[iftadwascool]

George Lucas’ handwritten notes before starting the rough draft of Star Wars in 1974.

The Empire is like America ten years from now; after: Nixonian gangsters assassinated the emperor and were elected to power in a rigged election; created civil disorder by instigating race riots. Aiding rebel groups. And allowing the crime rate to rise to the point where a “total control” police state was welcomed by the people. then the people were exploited with high taxes, utility and transport costs, gangsters, a cartel made up of power companies, transport companies + crime organizations. Other companies had to pay bribes to stay in business. they increase the crime rate by slowing down the system of justice and punishment.

[starknesskenobi]

George Lucas has been yelling from the rooftops since A New Hope that Star Wars is 100% political

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[tlirsgender]

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

[tlirsgender]

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer

[meandtheyeehaws]

i like berdley :]

[vahlance]

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

[redstonedust]

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"