A Geeky Girl and Her Quirks

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[frontseatpocket]

[verylostpenguin]

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner

[thefantastician]

WHO REMEMBERS THESE THREE SLAM THAT LIKE BUTTON

[goforcechokeyourself]

my mom: You can’t eat that whole pizza by yourself 

me:…

[covid-69]

all the news about the last Jedi is making me so nervous like what the hell could the big reveal be? what piece of sw lore could still be the biggest reveal in franchise history

[butchflirt]

Chewbacca could speak Basic this whole time he just likes fucking with people

[kingcroacusivabouttoremake-deac]

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

[kingcroacusivabouttoremake-deac]

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

[smols-darklighter]

fun fact: according to TLJ’s visual dictionary, the rock on Snoke’s ring is, in fact, a piece of obsidian from the caves beneath Vader’s castle on Mustafar.

[reylosource]

I read that and you know what I thought immediately? Snoke is like…the fanboy representation. He sees this child conceived by the daughter of Vader, and targets him immediately - ‘I saw potential, for a new…Vader.’ And he spent Ben’s whole life (20+ years) whispering to him to create this new Vader like dude, because of the Skywalker line SON OF DARKNESS HEIR APPARENT TO LORD VADER Yes, those lines were probably whispered to Ben for years to convince him of his destiny and legacy and give him a sense of purpose, but ultimately… Snoke was just a really big Vader fanboy. He’s got the ring, the helmet (let’s say h gave it to Kylo), and the prodigy.

And in his blindness for the Vader legacy, he missed…Rey, assumed his light counterpart was Luke. Which as tbh very dumb of him. But that’s what the fanboys did.

[seankayos]

This is so accurate. Snoke fetishized Vader the same way so many generations of fanboys did or still do, and so desperately wanted Kylo to live up to that ‘legacy’ only to get angry when Ben Solo wasn’t Darth Vader because he was never going to be.

In a way, I think Snoke is a continuation of the same trick TFA pulled with Kylo. The fanboys (to an extent me included) got hyped up for Vader 2.0 only for the rug to be pulled out from under them as Kylo was revealed to be a desperately lonely young man trying to be someone he wasn’t. TLJ continues that with Snoke embodying those fanboy expectations turned to rage at Kylo’s inevitable failure, and he dies as a direct result of trying to force one character to be another. In meta terms the greatest enemy to Kylo Ren was the expectation that he be Vader, and in that moment he overcame those expectations by actually surpassing his grandfather and ruling the galaxy. And all it cost him was his self respect and Rey.

[fabulouselrond]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[hellotailor]

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

[dyannehs]

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, like coming home on a freezing day to a warm bedroom, a warm bed, and a warm snuggle cat.  Nothing.  It’s best.

[nabuisthebeastiworship-deactiva]

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balin’s tomb and we’re just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when it’s over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time

[taunyatta]

[fuckprophecys]

English: I before E except for after C

Me: then explain Poseidon

[luckywolfsbane]

He is the Sea.

[fuckprophecys]

Listen here you little smooth son of a biscuit

[zhirley]

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip. What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

[writing-prompt-s]

You adopt a stray dog and name him Spot. You only realize your error when Hades comes and asks you to return Cerberus

[nobodyjustheadwastaken]

Your only thought in that moment is to tell Hades that he can come and see him for a couple of hours every saturday as he left poor Spot (yes, that’s his name now) alone in this world. You actually tell him that, expecting him to burst into flames and taking Spot with him, burning you alive in the way. He just nods and asks you if he can come on sundays too if he brings Cerb… (what? Oh, ok, sorry) Spot some food. You think about it and shake his hand and now you have the greek god of the underworld hanging out at your place every weekend.

[nobodyjustheadwastaken]

I see what you did there, @writing-prompt-s 

[bemusedlybespectacled]

god every time I try to escape THE POST JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

[takiki16]

IT KEEP COMIN BACK DON’T IT

COMIN BACK