FacelessBastard

IG: faceless__bastard__ she/her

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Antonio: Can we talk about fish?

Camilo: Of course.

Antonio: They think they are better than me.

Camilo: How dare they.

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Bruno: Pepa, it's been only 5 days since you met him.

Pepa: I would die for him.

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Bruno: If mama finds out, where should we regroup?

Julieta: The afterlife, I guees.

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Maggie: Can't you ever just give me break? Negan: You should've killed me when you had the chance Maggie: I have regrets

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The fans yelled "cunt" but the directors heard "cut" and went with it

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Hogwarts staff twitter posts

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I had a vision

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Lockhart: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

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Y/N to Severus: I love your negative attitude and reluctance to connect with others.

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Snape: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Harry: OMG I LITERALLY ONLY SAID SIX WORDS.

Snape: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

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Effie: The saying “it is better to beg for forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Haymitch.

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Haymitch: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it Effie's problem.

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Portia: Can you come collect your freak of a man, please? He's doing things. Effie: No, I set him loose on purpose. Effie: He needs enrichment.

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Hear me out. Haymitch & Effie as Elpheba & Glinda. And "What is This Feeling" song.

Tell me you see it too

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Effie: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Haymitch: I'm dating Effie Chaff: Wow. This is fantastic. How are you gonna screw it up? Haymitch: Several good options