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[witchesversuspatriarchy]

The 1871 vibes

[notgreatthanks]

Mutuals let’s do this

[ghostgif-deactivated20140418]

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

[raggediestandi-deactivated20160]

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

[maniclaughter]

#every dog is puppy. all dog. no age limit on puppy. all are puppy. puppies.

[thoodleoo]

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

[thoodleoo]

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

[084392]

in love shapeshifting blob oc who unintentionally starts shifting into their partner when they kiss

[iamcon-fu-sion]

if i set my teeth into the flesh of your arm and rest there know that i do not mean to tear it away only to latch myself onto you in some more permanent way

i feel your blood on my tongue but do not fear the hunger in my eyes i am a wild thing at best and my love is a violent guest

[marginmaster87]

[iamcon-fu-sion]

No that's valid 😂

[marginmaster87]

:0 recognition

[offices-regionalbranch]

Hey so y'all have heard about the dude who asked a landlord for a reference right??? Cause this shits actually insane and it makes me cackle

So this mf Thom Cashman is an Australian comedian who's currently in the process of looking for a new apartment with his friend and he gets approved for a place and decides he's gonna keep looking. But, being a funny man with funny thoughts in his brain, he goes "you know why is it that when I apply to rent somewhere, the landlord asks me for references to prove I'm a good guy, but I never do the same?" So he does! He asks the landlord for references to prove they're a competent person who will like, fix shit when needed and not be a total dick and then suddenly the next day is approval is revoked!

And he admits that it probably isn't the best idea to do that if you want to get an apartment because the power dynamic is such a way where landlords are power hungry bastards who never want to have to prove themselves because they're not poors like us. But it gets even fucking weirder, cause this shit made national news in Australia.

For my good buddies who don't wanna watch a 2 and a half minute long TikTok, basically what happened is that he now is DESPERATELY in need of a place and he's getting rejected even when he doesn't ask for the reference thing out of, idfk, landlord schkeeviness solidarity??? Isn't that FUCKED??? Like landlords are so scared of the idea of people asking them to prove they don't suck that they're gonna drive this man to homelessness

Anyway here's a source to prove this is not one of those things I made up

Renter’s application revoked after asking for landlord reference

Aussie comedian Tom Cashman is looking to start a trend that could revolutionise the rental market.

[stellarynn]

Yet another reminder that Landlords don't actually provide housing, they just hoard it to drive up the cost. Questioning anything that might reduce the value results in the tenant being thrown back on their ass.

[kaity--did]

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

[ohbeesneeze]

[breelandwalker]

Weaponized Pettiness is an appropriate response to Weaponized Incompetence.

[hoaxghost]

small guide to my emoticon usage

[pissvortex]

[nibeul]

since u ppl seem to like those cats so much, here are more doodles from the week

[ID in Alt]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[thyrell]

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

[thyrell]

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

wtf do you say after you kiss someone? 

[alexyquest]

don’t forget to like and subscribe

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you would all like to cry a little more today, but also have a reminder that people have always been people, and we connect to those who came before us even if we did not know them

in glasgow necropolis, there is a gravestone. it is very small and unassuming. in fact, it's very easy to overlook because if you walked past it it would not even come up to your knees and it peeks out of the surrounding foliage

there is no date of birth, nor date of death.

it is the grave of a child. her name was "Wee Bessie" Wilson. she lived, and then died aged just 2 1/2, sometime in the victorian era (from the age of the stone, and the fact the necropolis is largely a victorian burial ground)

nobody knows who she was, anymore. but 150-200 years later people leave flowers, toys, brightly coloured pinwheels, teddy bears, or seashells on it as they pass

bessie is gone. everybody who knew bessie is gone. the people who knew the people who knew bessie are gone. but she was 2 1/2 years old and goddamnit she's going to have a brightly coloured pinwheel or a teddybear or a pretty seashell

[waitforiiiit]

It's important to me to point out that Wee Bessie didn't have "accomplishments". She didn't have a degree, or a particular job title, or a salary. She wasn't a homeowner or a parent. Her life was not impactful because it was goal-oriented, it was impactful because it happened. Her legacy is in her existence, not in a checklist, and your life is valuable regardless of what you achieve or what you leave behind.

[somecunttookmyurl]

from the size of the stone, her parents were not wealthy. but they loved her enough in her short life to give her what they could. to make sure she was remembered.

and after all this time, strangers still honour that by making sure a toddler has a toy.

[filmnoirsbian]

Best of batcatpussygate:

[iguanamouth]

[sabertoothwalrus]

so I had the idea that Marinette somehow finds out about Emilie and struggles with how to break the news to Adrien... this is set pre-reveal for maximum miscommunication

[sabertoothwalrus]

shout out to everyone not in the ML fandom reblogging this not knowing his mom is in his basement <3

[sabertoothwalrus]

oh she's chillin alright