besitos @fading-andfloral - Tumblr Blog

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

casawio

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

thekidsfromyestergay

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

junglejim4322

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025

girls who are one emotional day away from walking into the forest and never being seen again are in your area. for now.

pansyfemme

whatever.

pansyfemme

i dont caaaaaare

pansyfemme

google search how to make someone explode

1percentcharge

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

chicago-gay-sex-blog

RIP 2012

Okay guys, 2013 is going to fucking rule. I have a really good feeling about this one. I believe in astrology and tarot and all that stuff. I had my aura read once and it told me that I was going to have a rocky romance. Well, I actually had three, but that was pretty weird that the lady told me that. Anywho, let’s get this year started right! Put on MGMT and dance with me! Wherever you are!

BucketSnarp420

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you