True story of a girl, just trying to get her d wet.

Colorful Colorado.🌄 24 years of age.♒ Married. 💑💍 Mommy to be March 2021 👶🍼

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[orteil42]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this is so fucking funny

[fantasy-nightmare]

Dumb (affectionate)

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[pseudomantis]

[blue--folder]

local starbucks is out of alt milk, hot cups, and whip

[fuks]

[latadelixo]

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

[doublism]

confusing dick from a perplexing guy

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[bitchycode]

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait

[delicateknightsportsmonger]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[robotslenderman]

Source

[allthesepurplelights]

[sexygaywizard]