adaine abernant my love

22 || she/they NOT spoiler free d20 trash tbh

[idiona]

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

[fairylyconfused]

I REBLOGGED THIS AND I GOT AN ADMISSION LETTER TODAY?????

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[kingcho]

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.

[kasaneteto]

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

[jessicachastains-deactivated201]

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

[neverthehurricane-deactivated20]

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Never stop reblogging this

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[doberbutts]

Another point that reminds me of my privilege in this world is when I think about the fact that we sell the cure for tuberculosis to people to give to their dogs for a UTI. Millions of people literally die every year because they can't access this medication and I'm giving it to people to shove down their dogs' throats to make them stop peeing in the house. It's one of the more expensive antibiotics and people always whine about the price but then it's not their daughter they have to watch slowly suffocate as bacteria turns her lungs into swiss cheese. It's not their father that coughs and coughs and coughs until he's spitting up blood.

The deadliest infectious disease in human history is cured by the same packet of chewable tabs individually packed in foil. It comes in beef flavor so your dog won't resist taking its meds as much. It's like a hundred bucks for 30 tablets on pretty much any pet pharmacy.

It makes me think about medicine scarcity and how it's all fake in order to get enough capital that you can have individuals with higher net worth than entire countries. And in the mean time, hundreds of millions of people are dead because they don't drive the bottom line.

[eggbedthewriter]

Adaine and Riz SOMEHOW having reputations as being the more "sane" or "logical" people in the group is so funny to me. They have that repuation because they're the "nerd squad" (canon) so they're smart and bad at social interactions (also canon), but they truly are the most unhinged members of the bad kids (including Kristen!) and you can not change my mind.

This is Adaine "I killed our father so naturally my sister should kill our mother" Abernant. At one point she gets the nickname "bloodthirsty Adaine" (though it's mostly a joke). She's also incredibly kind and forgiving in situations where she needs to be, but she's a wizard whos primary defense is straight up punching someone and repeatedly has asked for a gun. She heard that Kipperlilly hates the bad kids (in part) because she thinks their traumatic backstories give them an unfair advantage in adventuring, and her first response was "why doesn't she just kill her parents?"

This is Riz "cut his head off so he can't come back" Gukgak. He ate the dragon who killed his dad, shot a man's fingers off for fucking with his friends, and offered to bite a mans eye out for Fabian. Riz straight up brought a gun with him to school day one of freshman year, which even FABIAN, raised by Bill Seacaster the pirate, thinks is wild.

Riz was raised by a police officer and Adaine was raised by a pompous politician, so you'd think they would be more turned off of violence, but they aren't. They are both just genuinely a little off the wall and I love them for it. When I call them unhinged, I'm not talking about the Kristen trying to fly with a ribbon or the Fig "Hilda Hilda" way, I mean literally a bit more vicious than the rest of their party. This is also part of the reason I think they're such good friends. Usually this extreme violence doesn't come from nowhere- Biz wanted to kidnap Adaine and has been responsible for the dissapearance of 7 girls, Angwyn had literally just killed Aelwyn in front of Adaine- they both understand that sometimes the thing that makes the most sense or gets the job done the fastest is extreme violence.

Of course, all of the bad kids do. But Adaine and Riz specifically REALLY should not be considered the breaks/voice of reason in the group (funny thing is, a lot of the time that's Fabian, who again was raised by a lunatic pirate. Fabian stops himself from going too far with coach Daybreak, tries to stop everyone in the Biz interrogation, etc)

[liberalsarecool]

Men made decisions to rape with fellow rapists. They decided sexual abuse and torture were bonding experiences.

Language matters. Stop removing men from their active role in raping children.

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

The thousands of men in power who rape, torture, and kill children while corrupting every system they touch for their own gain are much worse than we think.

All these thousands of horrible men are in Trump's orbit and Russia knows all of it.

[kosmogrl]

[jkl-fff]

No, seriously, do NOT.

Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.

So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:

"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.

If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.

If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.

You will probably feel much better."

[bees-official]

Do all three at once to become the perfect life form

[grownupchangeling]

Whoa! Is this where @redgoldsparks ‘ comic comes from?

[redgoldsparks]

Yes this is the source of the text!

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[gaeliclass]

DO NOT COME TO THE US FOR TOURISM!!!!!!

U.S. to mandate checks of some tourists' social media history from past 5 years

Tourists from countries including Britain, Japan, France, and Australia will now be expected to provide their social media history to visit

Tourists to US would have to reveal five years of social media activity under new Trump plan

Plan would apply to countries not currently required to get visas to the US, including Britain and France

[woodsfae]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Dragging myself out of my sick hole to say, don’t come here the next 1,133 days.

[knockabout-pigeon]

This is a PROPOSAL available for public comment via email until February 9, 2026. Write in; don't just roll over and let it slide by unopposed.

[psshaw]

"Written comments and suggestions from the public and affected agencies should address one or more of the following four points:

(1) whether the proposed collection of information is necessary for the proper performance of the functions of the agency, including whether the information will have practical utility;

(2) the accuracy of the agency's estimate of the burden of the proposed collection of information, including the validity of the methodology and assumptions used;

(3) suggestions to enhance the quality, utility, and clarity of the information to be collected;

and (4) suggestions to minimize the burden of the collection of information on those who are to respond, including through the use of appropriate automated, electronic, mechanical, or other technological collection techniques or other forms of information technology, e.g., permitting electronic submission of responses."

Please leave effective comments that emphasize how wasteful this is!

[sunfortune]

[an-absolute-nightmare]

scream

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[mikkeneko]

Tumblr are you OK? It’s december and you’ve hardly even touched your “twelve days of Christmas by straight no chaser”

[meowmeowmeowmeow4x]

What am i hearing

[trash-panda-kitty]

The White House just launched a “Media Offenders” list.

On the official WhiteHouse.gov website.

Not a campaign page.

Not an RNC graphic.

The government’s actual website.

They’re listing reporters by name.

They’re accusing news outlets of “offenses.”

They’re stamping “EXPOSED” over every independent newsroom.

They built a leaderboard for “repeat offenders.”

Like journalism is some sort of crime and sport.

This is not “messaging.”

This is not “spin.”

This is state-run media targeting,

and we have never seen anything like it in the United States.

Ever.

They’re calling Mark Kelly’s PSA “follow the law” sedition.

They’re calling journalists who report it criminals.

They’re building narrative infrastructure for repressing dissent

All while a former TV host is being accused of unlawful killings.

You don’t put reporters on a government enemies list unless you’re planning to do something with the list.

This is authoritarian architecture.

And they just published it out in the open.

[comeonamericawakeup]

FASCISM