[fossilmaniacbrick-deactivated20]

What I put on my tumblr is between me and god. And the legion of lesbians that follow me

[gloomy-eden]

I am very under tattooed, I need to lock in

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[anneemay]

[nyancrimew]

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

[ttaibhse]

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[elftwink]

[image text: #this cannot be true because i do not remember it]

[64mpg]

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

[64mpg]

i love this sentence thank you. so excited to become perfect!

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[skittlespizza]

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[junk-thunder]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a quarter million in unmarked nonconsecutive bills in the next half hour or another hostage gets it

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[softwaring]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[cut-pricemikeyarwood]

@darkdesangue I feel like this is important 🙈

[marypsue]

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

[bisexualbaker]

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.

[transmonk]

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything