Certified Trash

they/them, a true veteran of this land. an adult? @clockwork-canary 😘

[blvnk-art]

All grown up

Potter siblings!

[vanguard]

hey straight male directors. did you know you don't have to include your fetish in your work?

[vanguard]

agreed

[mclennonyaoi]

every year it’s like. is dick cheney dead yet. and every year the goddamn answer is still no. that’s the only thing keeping me going at this fucking point. i will outlast dick cheney.

[mclennonyaoi]

here’s how 2022 can still win.

[mclennonyaoi]

he is literally 81. how much longer is it going to be.

[toastbutteregg]

[the-overanalyzer]

So, I’m not the only one thinking that this season will end with Zod and Ursa getting punted back into the phantom zone and baby Lor getting adopted by the Kents, am I? Like, the character’s publication history + conspiring to release the prisoners in the present day + every law of storytelling irony demand it.

[quest-draws]

ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.

From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away

Me: Aw, Maggie doesn't wanna come up?

Maggie: Mother I am not a child.

Me: You're ten months old.

Maggie: I am a warrior.

Bunny pops up from behind her sister.

Bunny: I'm not! I'm baby <3

I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.

Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who's my sweet baby?

Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.

Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?

End ID.

Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.

[guerrillatech]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[gayvampyr]

[tay-swifts]

✧ ROBERT PATTINSON on stealing socks from The Batman set | BBC Radio 1 (March, 2022)

[brightlotusmoon]

Guardians Of Justice being set in the 1980s means the queer characters are delivering an even more powerful message, especially when they die.

Also, is this one of the first series to cast an actor with cerebral palsy to play a superpowered person whose powers have nothing to do with the disability?

[thedailypositivityblog]

An Indian student brings back his two feline friends with him from Ukraine via /r/MadeMeSmile

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[theblvcksupreme]

Lil Nas X serving gay silver Power Ranger at the iHeartRadio Festival, December 2021.

[phluphfy]

actually butch trans lesbians are some of my favorite butch lesbians. being AMAB doesn’t mean you can’t embrace lesbian masculinity. lesbian masculinity is not the same as straight masculinity and you are not an imposter just because you’re butch. you understand gender better than most cis lesbians and I admire you for that. you are a wonderful part of lesbian culture and community and I hope you never forget that.

[guerrillatech]

[vanquishedvaliant]

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

[cerayanay]

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

[acomedytothosewhothink]

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[jadepalmaftermidnight]

I find it awkward and rude, because you’re indicating that you were obliged, rather than of your free good will. 

But whatevs,

[totallyfubar]

hmmm.. suck my dick from the back?

[apopcornkernel]

the de-yassification of kon el / conner kent

[sexhaver]

biden announcing that he's banning russian oil imports (effectively mandating an increase in gas prices) immediately after announcing that everyone should stop working from home and go back to driving into the office would be funny if this was a sitcom and not, like, my life

[littlesalome]

Ukrainians are getting murdered and have to flee from their homes.

Americans: this is about me 😪

[sexhaver]

is me going back into the office supposed to stop the murder thing