Greatest Blog Name Ever

[ruinedchildhood]

[ot3-old]

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

[ot3-old]

if there are any cats in outer space i love them too

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

[the-crooked-library]

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

[estrelatzia]

This meme is funny so I decided to try it…

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[bibliophilepixie]

specifically, Before the actual turn

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

[flanoirbunny]

expectation:

reality:

[cannedviennasnausage]

 #any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that

truer words have never been spoken

[lithuanian-polish-commonwea-blog]

I share that headcanon. c:

[flanoirbunny]

>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon

[patto-senpain]

#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT

[egrizzzzzzzzzzzz]

Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.

[zeldanoodles-deactivated2014122]

Made. My. Life.

[sihdiel-deactivated20220805]

@mad-maddie

[maddiebiscuits]

#how many times a day are you tagged in this

like every two months or so

[cannedviennasnausage]

sweet jesus this post is like a boomerang come to haunt us

[crescentprincessluna-deactivate]

@temple-of-rah @rain-wander @lolzr420 @xreepyxute

[gentle-jaws]

|| Someone needs to add some gif from botw ||

[mute-heroes-of-hyrule]

((BoTW Link is such an adorable dork in this game.))

[atwotonedbird]

botw link is king of the dweebs

[lookatthisfuckingoppressor-blog]

Well, you know…shit.

[dflkj290384hjeamfd901]

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

[lookatthisfuckingoppressor-blog]

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

[theweirdwideweb]

[snarktheater]

“Who knows, maybe the infodumps never end” *scare chord*

Honestly I think the only way this book can be worse than I’m anticipating is if it ends up being boring.

Which, so far (after chapter 4 / 14% of the pagecount), it is. Dreadfully boring.

[faktririjekt]

Once you get past the first gate, the plot picks up a bit.

[peponichild]

[tangobunny]

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

[ackwet-blog]

oh my god

[jshredz-deactivated20151103]

Unmut this 😭😭😭

[lazaefair]

ABSOLUTELY unmute this.

[faktririjekt]

why writing takes forever

writer: *stops mid-sentence* damn what's the word I want?

writer: *spends 25 minutes on google trying to figure out the right vocab word*

writer: *gets a paragraph done*

writer: *starts another sentence, stops* what is that really specific fact I need?

writer: *spends an hour trying to figure out this obscure thing that probably doesn't actually matter*

writer: Wait what's that thing called again?

writer: *has no idea how to search for what I need*

writer: *ends up digging through blogs and other archived websites for details*

writer: *needs to reference source material for fact checking*

writer: *has to eat and sleep at some point*

writer: should it be "she regards him with disdain" or "she glares at him with disdain" ??? (hint: it doesnt matter but gunna go back and forth over it for an hour)

writer: *gets distracted by the internet in general*

writer: HOW IS THIS ONLY 800 WORDS???????

writer: fuck proofreading

writer: okay fine i'll proofread.

writer: holy shit this is awful.

writer: *reworks entire sections*

writer: *doesn't think I'm good enough as a writer and stops for a few days*

writer: repeat process as needed.

[kooley-high]

Reblog if people say you don't look your age.

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

[kaleighbytheway]

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

[phantomrose96]

Schroedinger’s Writer is the state of being simultaneously convinced that you’re the person most capable of telling this story and also that you’re the person destined to fuck it up beyond all repair

[zooophagous]

*To the tune of “We Built this City*: I PET THIS KITTY

[caelarue-deactivated20181217]

I PET THIS KITTY AND BOOP ITS NOSE

[mahamara]

Mohammad married multiple women, but didn’t permit women to marry multiple men. Muhammad had female sex slaves, but didn’t permit women to have male sex slaves. Muhammad permitted men to divorce women vocally, but didn’t permit women to vocally divorce their husbands. Muhammad said that the testimony of two women is equal to the testimony of one man. Muhammad believed that women are all ‘awra and mandated that they cover their whole bodies. Quite a feminist, this Muhammad person.

(via mahamara)