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skyrim bandit: victory or sovngarde!
me: im gonna be real with you. your ass isnt going there
Look, if you didn't want your soul harvested to make one of a thousand enchanted daggers that I'm just using to practice until I get my skill high enough to make what I'm actually going to use then you shouldn't have turned to a life of banditry.
Thinking about how equally awesome and frightening the idea of an actual wg shake would be.
Imagine if you really could make a milkshake, one that could be easily drank in one sitting, packed with enough calories to fatten you by the second.
If you could literally FEEL your waistline slowly spreading out with each passing moment. Feel the tangible sensation of your pants tightening against an ass noticeably wider than it had been ten minutes ago.
If you could feel your breasts filling out your bra, OVERFILLING your bra, by the time you were taking down the last mouthfuls of the drink.
A single drink dumping 50 pounds if not more on your body, and the only thing stopping you from doing it again within minutes is prep time and a warning on the gain shake mix that says not to exceed a once-per-week usage.
That kind of thing is awesome to me for obvious reasons, but I think it's frightening for the aspect of impulsivity. It's easy to convince yourself to DRINK that kind of thing when you're all worked up, but maybe when you're more leveled out you wouldn't want to do something that hasty.
Maybe you're horny enough that, just to fulfill an indulgent fantasy, you drink too much too quick. 50 pounds giving way to 100 pounds, or 200, or more. It gets you off, but once that haze clears you realize you're immobile if not close to it --- you didn't consider the repercussions of more than doubling your weight in minutes.
A large share of my enjoyment of WG is in fictional settings just because it's those long-term consequences of actual gain that scare me conceptually, but at the same time, applying the rules OF realism to an otherwise unreal scenario can hit just as hard.
It's nice to see that even after fifteen years and multiple rereleases some things stay the same 🦣
Book Frodo, I love you ❤️
(funniest scene in the books and PJ didn´t put it in the movies!!😭)
Another Martin Septim. I’ve really fallen in love with him
happy mothers day to them <3
Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.
Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold
CANNOT take credit for these, my sister in law made them. Behold.
Whenever I think about a LOTR Isekai Fic where the reader comes from our world, I always imagine a reader who is a big mythology nerd and woos everyone in Middle Earth by telling them these fantastical stories that they've never heard of, from a world they could hardly comprehend. I think all of the characters would be into that honestly, but I think that Frodo, Bilbo and Aragorn would be the most attracted to that. Like imagine sitting around the campfire with Aragorn and trading stories with him.
And imagine lying in bed with Frodo or Aragorn, cuddling and fast asleep, when they wake up from a nightmare. Imagine helping them calm down and get back to sleep by telling them a myth that they haven't heard yet, like the marriage of Skadi and Njordr or something. And when you finish the story you realize that they're already fast asleep again and you just smile to yourself and cuddle closer to them before drifting off yourself.
Today is a big day on the Spanish internet. Valentine's day in Spanish is "día de San Valentín", which sounds almost the same as "Sam va lentín", which is how, in some parts of Spain , you would say "Sam goes slowly".
Hence, since a few years ago, every February 14th, the Spanish internet is full of "wait for me mr. Frodo" style memes. One of our holiest days of the year.
oh and the post would probably make more sense if I actually shared any meme right?
You can't even picture how many variations of the meme people post today. It's all very silly and I love it.
The funniest part is the actors are aware of the meme!
omg this is my favorite discovery of the year I am loving these memes
Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this
Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.
meeeeeeeeeeee. right now. NOT rested have NOT had beautiful sleep
My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.
the great thing about this is that the computer has calculated that the arrow will strike the target as a critical hit, but then when the kill cam engages it changes the physics in game (I think having the arrow be the focal point rather than the player causes the formula to change) and in doing so, it can change the trajectory so dramatically that you miss. I once saved the game and tried the same shot multiple times with kill cam turned on and then off, which proved with perfect correlation that it was the camera itself that was messing up the shot
"frodo did not offer her any tea"
People who never played Morrowind (understandable but sad) really miss out because in Skyrim, Solstheim gets introduced via DLC and its this weird place full of dark elves and gigantic bugs and Lovecraftian horrors and giant mushrooms and etc, but in Morrowind, you start out in the base game in the land of the dark elves and bugs and Lovecraftian horrors and mushrooms, until you get to the Morrowind DLC that introduces Solstheim at which point Solstheim is weird because then you have to take your plague-ridden messiah from the cramped and drug riddled streets of Sewertopia to the freak werewolf island where it constantly snows actual snow and not Accursed Volcano Ash and everything has proto Skyrim aesthetics.
Like what do you mean you have buildings that aren't made out of dead bugs. Where Are the Mushrooms. Why Are You White.
