Please put in potatoes in DA4
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@fallelf
Please put in potatoes in DA4
Please put in potatoes in DA4
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT
I DONT GET IT
my interpretation of wtf was up with the mark during trespasser, burning from the inside out. i’d always thought it would be interesting if the mark spread like a marrow infection—in the final stages you could actually see the bones glowing—hence why when solas took away the mark the arm couldn’t be salvaged. i also REALLY like the idea of the mark starting to glow through old scars when it spreads.
Guys this is Really Really Important….
Keep your Stick in your Pants….
Not all that Glitters is Gold….
They exist in Haiti. Thats how my great great great grandfather died.
Wait hold on someone explain this to me I’m so lost lol
The belief is Haiti is that certain women can live under water and will lived there for years… These women are extremely beautiful and men being men can’t stay away from a good looking women are seduce and then dragged under water and are never to be seen again… My great grandmother was one of these women… One day her mother sent her to go get water from the river and she never came back 10 years later they see her come up the road in all white with beautiful jewelry all around her body sing up a storm.. When her family asked her where she was she told them she was under water… thats the story my grandma always use to tell me growing up
11-11-1992
Sounds like daughters of Yoruba goddess
I love African and African Diasporan mythology.
we call them “river mumma” in Jamaica
I NEED MORE MYTHOLOGY INVOLVING BLACK CULTURES IN THE DIASPORA.
We call the “mammi water” in Nigeria
CONFESSION:
Bugging Wynne about griffins is probably one of my favourite things about replaying Origins. She’s one of my favourite characters
I do it every time, I can't help myself
hi i’m a dev at bioware and i need help with my budgeting
hair and face customization- $2,000 dialogue options- $1,200 plot-related content- $3,000 pointless map space- $275,000,000 character backgrounds- $1,000 facial expressions models- $25
please recommend a way to manage my spending thanks!!!!
hi todd howard here! i can see what’s off right away- you’re spending too much money on plot related content when it can be used for pointless map space
Ha ha seriously tho.
I needed to hear this right now. <3
My new favorite post.
every time this comes up on a friends dash they reblog it and tag me in it.
I’m so glad it’s still making the rounds and helping people.
Lock your fucking doors on Tuesdays in Thedas. [x]
[x]
Do you ever wanna replay a game but you remember there’s that one fucking level or mission that makes you go “Actually, maybe not”
My favourite thing about this post is that it’s been entirely co-opted by Bioware gamers
the only thing funnier than the fact that the chantry wanted Hawke to run the inquisition is the thought of Hawke actually running the inquisition
I would play the crap out of this inquisition
How many towns do you think would end up on fire after a visit from Hawke and their ragtag band of followers?
Hawke live footage from Halamshiral:
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
A master post
Why have I experienced all of this
Overly excited companions in DA
Me: Oh it’s been a while since I played *accidently draws weapon/fires weapon*
Companions:
2016 in a nutshell
I can’t believe I’m reblogging this three months later with entirely new context
I love how many notes this has
2016. In. A. Nutshell.
Freakin fade nerds, man. They’ll get you every time.
I feel so called out.
Kinda decided to play around with Severa's appearance and changed her face shape and stuff...she looks much more like I had imagined her now!
Skyhold Sleeping Arrangements
This is incomplete! Please add to this by messaging me, commenting, or reblogging.
Cullen
It’s interesting that the hole in Cullen’s ceiling never gets fixed. According to World of Thedas, Cullen is claustrophobic as a result of the trauma he experienced when he was younger. I think it was probably hard to convince him to sleep inside at all - he probably wanted to stay in a tent with the rest of his men. At least with the hole in the ceiling he gets constant fresh air and a view of the sky. Plus it’s not right over his bed so, you know, he won’t get rained or snowed on all the time.
Cassandra
I’m almost positive that this is Cassandra’s little room. There’s only a bedroll, but it’s above the armoury, there’s a stack of books on the little table, and there’s a one-handed sword lying on the bench.
Dorian
This is the smaller of the two bedrooms above the garden. It just has a Dorian vibe to it, and it’s fairly close to his alcove in the library where he spends most of his time. There are lots of books lying around haphazardly.
Vivienne
The larger and more stately of the two bedrooms above the garden, this is also the one closest to Vivienne’s usual spot on the upper balcony. It’s very well kept and has expensive decorations.
Solas
Solas is accustomed to sleeping in strange places after his many years of experience as a fade walker. Maybe he sleeps up on the scaffolding for some privacy? Or just curls up on the couch?
Blackwall
Ah, Blackwall. A true man’s man. Here we’ve got some pallets with furs spread across them, and some hay bales for a pillow. This is in the stable loft.
Sera
Fairly obvious, Sera sleeps in her tavern room.
Cole
Does Cole sleep? Has this ever been established??
Iron Bull
The Iron Bull’s room is pretty funny. There’s an axe stuck to the base of it, a bottle of wine under the pillow, a pie under the bed, and tons more food and booze scattered around.
Leliana - That’s classified, probably
Josephine - No idea
Varric - ???
[Haven] - [Skyhold]
LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS.
My additions:
Solas sleeps with Quiz? Up in her fancy quarters (meep).
Josephine shacking up with Blackwall? Hmm.
Varric is obviously snuggling with Cass in her modest abode. <3
Okay it’s true. I ship everyone in this game. Everyone is in love. It’s like summer camp. Actually, come to think of it, they probably all just sleep together in one big snuggly pile in the middle of the main hall. I’m not even kidding.