The Pain but with estrogen instead of bees

|legal adult| illegal gender in 100 countries|shameless cringe and weirdo posting|gently, was that too much?|was that okay?|fool with a heart|enjoy your stay|run Nazis over with a golf cart|Free our man Luigi|The Adjuster is still out there|

[fallingupandrisingdown]

[were--ralph]

Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

[dama-the-drama]

[fallingupandrisingdown]

Je suis un gremlin du merde

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[aurumacadicus]

[katelyn-danger]

"portugal" isn't a real country, go back to bed

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[testosteronetwunk]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[depsidase]

[medievaljournalist]

paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[itstimetogo]

what is your holy trinity of fruits

[javascript-official]

Me, Freddy Mercury and Your dad, GOTTEM

[depsidase]

[dorothylarouge]

[justonstandbi]

[manynamedshe]

People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

[fallingupandrisingdown]

I've said this and they say yep and laugh. Like it's asking for the sky to turn plaid

[manynamedshe]

People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

[fallingupandrisingdown]

I've said this and they say yep and laugh. Like it's asking for the sky to turn plaid