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laora-ryn

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

ilikethemwings

deedis

from me to you.......

deedis

ot3

pulled over to give a homeless guy some cash on the side of the road today and he pointed to my bigfoot air freshener and asked if i believed in ‘that guy’ and no, i don’t, i have the air freshener because my last car before this one (the pt cruiser) belonged to a woman named tracy who loved bigfoot and had a whole collection of bigfoot stuff including the air freshener and she died of cancer which is why her husband was selling me her car and i figured, hey, might as well keep the air freshener in her honor. and then when i had to junk the last car i couldnt bring myself to get rid of it. so now it’s just hanging off my rear view mirror again. which is probably a worse reason to have an air freshener than believing in bigfoot.

ot3

This is the meanest shit you’ve ever said to me Bob

krit-kat

ot3

HANG ON i just realized something. literally the only reason i had cash on me (i NEVER carry cash) was because it was cash leftover from what the scrapyard gave me for junking Tracy’s Pt Cruiser in the first place. what goes around comes around, i guess.

another fun fact about the PT cruiser is that im the only person who owned it who didn’t die. all three of that car’s previous owners died, but i outlived it.