wait what

[only-cat-memes]

[thecolorofthegame]

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[orangekittyenergy]

[kimberbohwrites]

My doctor: “your cholesterol is a little high, you need to eat healthier and get some more exercise”

Me: “Cool, cool, cool, the air outside is poison and vegetables are making people sh*t themselves.”

[tealfling]

"You need to go out in the sun more for vitamins."

"Well, the sun is a deadly lazer, it's over 100° outside, humidity is 80%, and people are dying out there."

I'll take a supplement in the ac for now thanks.

[sehnista]

fruit nails🍎🫐🍑🥭🍇🍓🍅

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[free-ebook-23]

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

[pangur-and-grim]

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

if people don’t stop bean souping me on my post about not wearing gloves to touch rare books and manuscripts I’m going to Lose. It. like yes I promise you I am aware that there are some very specific exceptions like arsenic green binding or certain metals or other hazardous materials you wouldn’t want to touch with your bare hands. the post, however, was about how people will not shut the fuck up about “where are the gloves?!?” any time any professional touches a manuscript or rare book with clean, dry hands instead of gloves, which is the archival best practice in the vast majority of cases! pleaseeeeee read the fucking room bro

[sachicoart]

Laundromat (2026.6.16)

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[havinghorns]

Looking at some beautiful quilts by Michael James to cheer me up

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[quendergeer]

if you think about it making your readers picture stuff in their heads is lk noncon and problematic

[specialagentartemis]

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[thesewersofparis]

btw i live on nailpolish reddit nowadays

and everyone is posting their 4th of july manis

except this year its very few american flags and red white and blue and stars.

and a LOT of pond scum inspiration

[aniseandspearmint]

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.