Right, so. Imagine MC having a weird familiar. And by weird I mean not like extravagant or 'exotic'-like say, a peacock-but I mean like-Oh, you wanna met my familiar? Come here girl!-And a fucking giraffe neck just bursts through the window. Can you imagine how the love interests would react to that lol
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Surprisingly, this makes sense.
No wonder it took you so long to figure out what your familiar even was. It’s not like octopi are exactly common around these parts.
None the less he’s happy for you!
He remembers when he first found Faust, finding your familiar is an important moment in any magician’s life.
Besides, it’s realllyyyy cute to see how you interact with the little octopus.
Sure, close up it’s kinda creepy, but you look so happy together his heart just swells.
Not to mention he knows what it’s like to have a slinky little friend that enjoys wrapping around you.
Faust is quick to take a liking to the little sea snakey octopus, and the pair are fast friends.
He’ll deny it if you ask, but Asra always seems to get a little misty eyed watching his baby and your baby interact.
Where did you even find a monkey?
Never mind, scratch that, more importantly can he play with it?
Julian might be more excited that your familiar is a monkey than you are.
If you ever can’t find the little tree monkey there’s a 90% chance it’s perched upon Julian’s shoulder.
He recalls a few voyages where a crew member would bring a monkey on board, it wasn’t exactly unheard of, but there was something special about your familiar.
Maybe it was the whole kindred spirit thing between you and the furry little angel, but he hasn’t been so fond of an animal since Malak.
Try not to be too surprised if you catch Julian trying to teach your monkey little songs and dances.
He thinks between his acting and the monkey’s natural charisma, they have a real show stopper here.
And to be honest, they kind of do.
Don’t be silly. Sure, Chandra was majestic and visually stunning.
But there was a certain je ne sais quoi to … sloths.
They’re patient and care free, and she understands there’s more to a familiar than just looks.
Your sloth is the sweetest little thing too, whenever it does open it’s eyes it always seems to be lovingly staring at you.
Perhaps even its mellow attitude would rub off on her and remind her to stop and smell the roses every now and again.
She even plants special trees, unique to your sloth baby’s tastes, so it can have full access to only the very best plant based diet.
She’s just happy you’re happy and you feel like you’ve found your animal counterpart.
She’s never seen a zebra up close before! It’s like a customized pony.
Is it uncommon to have a zebra for a familiar? She never would’ve guessed. After all, you’re special, it’s special, this makes perfect sense.
Can she pet it? Groom it? Ride it?
Pepi’s gonna love her horse brother. She can’t wait to see them play together.
Oh! Be sure you tell M’lady, she loves horses and zebras are practically horses right?
She has that big garden outside her cottage where the zebra can just roam and graze to its heart’s content.
It’s all just so odd and so cute, she’s overwhelmed.
He loves animals. All animals. So, he doesn’t mind.
Even if the porcupine is a little rough around the edges.
That’s okay, he is too. Under all those quills is a big softie, he can relate to that.
He’s a little worried that Inanna’s curiosity may result in her getting pricked, so he’s a bit of a helicopter parent to the two of them.
He makes the prickly little friend a bed out of furs so it can nestle comfortably and safely by the fireside in his cabin.
Whenever he thinks you’re not looking you hear him talking to the animal as if its a human child, asking it what it’d like for lunch and if it has any afternoon plans.
Your heart just melts at the sight.
Big, bad muriel playing with a small, bad porcupine. Nothing but smiles.
Any cuter and your heart just may burst.
Ugh! Is that a warthog? Darling, please, not in the palace.
How could someone so cute have such a ghastly being as their familiar? Surely, this was a mistake.
How about a parrot instead? Camino could use a friend.
No? But, what about? Ugh, fine! It can stay but only if you keep it outside!
Disgusted as he may act, he is rather fond of animals, and it doesn’t take long for him to grow just as attached to the pig as you.
He wants custom pens built, fresh grasses and berries served every hour on the hour, only the best of the best.
Given he put up such a stink when you first brought the animal around, he’ll never admit that he actually finds the warthog rather cute.
I mean look at those tusks, adorable.
Between you and the wild piggy, he’s grown to be quite the softy.
Please, don’t give him those warthog, watery eyes, he’s weak.
Fine. The pig can sleep with you two, but only at the foot of the bed!
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