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[comedownstairsandsayhello]

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[stonesense]

generally i make fun of the orlesian version of an organisation more than any other but i’ve got to admit there’s no bitch as useless as a kinloch hold templar

[stonesense]

lying awake at night thinking abt how jowan escaped. jowan. one singular blood mage apprentice. who was jowan. he was in the middle of the tower. the whole thing was planned by the templars. they knew he was coming. they caught him. in the middle of the circle. and then he. and then he just. how can i even say this without laughing. how did he get across the fucking lake

[stonesense]

presented without comment

[xanaxfarts]

“i never see you at the club” ok? i never see you at the creek

[viejospellejos]

Moooola!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is cosmic horror. To me.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[prosperowrites]

The older I get, the more realise Tolkien was absolutely cooking when he painted the Shire as a paradise.

Like hell yeah I wanna smoke pipeweed and get drunk with the boys, and then eat a hot dinner with my fat ass hobbit wife. And then I get to watch a fireworks show being put on by a fucking wizard.

That's the dream.

[brandonlees]

SPIRITED AWAY 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[stars-bean]

Moomin | Tanoshii Mūmin Ikka (1990 - 1991) dir. Hiroshi Saitō and Masayuki Kojima

[rpgchoices]

[rpgchoices]

#huge of true#also of true this was almost certainly on purpose#I looked up seal of the inquisition and this did not show up#also a few iterations of this as well#this was an Easter egg not an oopsie

I hope it was an easter egg but it seems to be true haha (I have not watched the movie tho)

New Horror Movie Gets Dragon Age: Inquisition Mixed Up With Actual Inquisition

If you're looking for reference pics of a real-life Inquisition, you might want to be more specific.

[sartorialadventure]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

[aierie--dragonslayer]

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

[headspace-hotel]

have I mentioned that i’m fucking in love with humankind

[the-crooked-library]

Back in 2015 or so, I went to a faire that was taking place near one of those “frozen in time” Victorian-era reenactment villages - the ones with bakeries, a blacksmith, farm animals and the like.

The actors from the village took great delight in showing up at the joust, dressed in 1890s clothing and declaring themselves to be time travellers “from the future, the far-off year of 1892!”

[another-rogue-trevelyan]

Playing dragon age origins be like

Damn I don’t wanna go to ostagar

Damn I don’t wanna go to redcliffe

Damn I don’t wanna do the mage tower

Damn I don’t wanna go to orzammar

Damn I don’t wanna go to denerim

Damn I don’t wanna do the forest

Damn I don’t wanna do the temple

Damn I don’t wanna do the final battle

*finishes game*

Wow what a fucking phenomenal game

[legionofpotatoes]

The Veilguard

[legionofpotatoes]

Thank you for the love everyone ♥️

Lockscreen variants are on my twitter. They store higher res compared to here, so simply open one of the images and wait a few seconds for the full quality to load in.

I am also figuring out the prints situation. I did not conceptualize this as one and am a bit overwhelmed with the demand, but I heard the requests and should be able to work something out over the weekend.

[wooserr]

It’s the season again! 🎃🍂

[bogjester]

I'm girls

[dragon--sage]

i hold infinite love and infinite critique for bioware in my body and that’s the duality of man